🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #127 🤹‍♀️ Fruit Jugglers, Strange Smoothies & Pricy Menus 🥤

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Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #127 🤫

🤹‍♀️ Fruit Jugglers, Strange Smoothies & Pricy Menus 🥤

June 16th, 2024
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     THAILAND'S NEWEST FRUIT JUGGLER is currently touring Southeast Asia, so keep your eyes out for this talented lady. She is able to juggle two of any fruit with the use of only one hand, and it's quite an impressive feat.
     Two fruits might not seem like much, but once you've seen her juggle two jackfruits, two durians, or even two ripe bananas, you'll be awestruck. If any fellow ASEAN Hivers have some extraordinary skills they want to contribute, perhaps a traveling circus could be created.

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     EGG CHIP RICE SMOOTHIES are the latest home culinary trend in Malaysia. It may not seem like a good combo, but you can experiment with raw egg vs. boiled egg, salt and vinegar chips vs. BBQ chips and steamed rice vs. fried rice.
     The flavor combinations are endless, and all you have to do is toss everything in the grinder or blender and create the savory smoothie you didn't know you needed all these years.

image.pngby: @xuanphuc98 (click pic to go to post)

     Recently one of our very own ASEAN Hivers was able to smuggle a MILLIONAIRES' VIP CLUB MENU through security and share it with the outside world. It turns out the world's financial elite enjoy regular beers just like the working class, but they just pay more for it.
     The experience of spending tens of thousands of dollars on a single drink is a hoot for millionaires. Any chance to spend large sums of money is welcome, and this club charges for everything. Even the bathrooms are 10,000 buckaroos for a single use, and it serves well to keep ordinary folks out.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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I like your explanation of the beer prices on a menu in Vietnam. 50,000 is just a crazy price to pay for a beer! haha

I love the bling bling feeling of all the extra 0s on the dongs over there. That sounds sexual, but it's not.

There's a couple of countries that are like this. I remember before it was eliminated that the Lire was a really funny currency because you needed to spend something crazy like a 20 million of it to do something like go see a movie. When I tell people that a movie costs 100,000 over here they at first think I am joking but nah man, that is the real price.

And of course the impossibility of explaining to Americans (where I'm from) that even though a drink costs thousands and thousands of dong in Vietnam versus a few thousand in Cambodia, it doesn't mean the dollar goes further in either place, the drink is still roughly 50 cents, haha.

Oh wow, a fruit juggler sounds like an incredible performer to see live. I'd love to watch that 🤔😍😍 !LUV

It's also fun to taste as well 😜

Thank you so much. 🙏 Have a great day. 😊

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