Here's a few pieces I'm working on
[Verse]
Duckin’ under water, playin’ submarine espionage,
Here comes the booty trumpet, I ain't talkin’ about no entourage.
Sound waves blastin’ through tub, call it bubbly barrage,
Laughin’ like a mad scientist with my gassy collage.
[Verse 2]
Rub-a-dub chaos, my tub's an orchestra pit,
Melody of methane, rippin’ without a kit.
Poppin’ outta bubbles, yo, it's a funky fit,
Mom yellin’ from the kitchen, "What’s that rude little bit?"
[Chorus]
Bubble trouble splashin' everywhere,
Fart symphony liftin’ in the air.
Tub's a stage without a care,
Lettin’ loose, I declare.
[Verse 3]
Bubbles risin’ like mini rubber duck fleets,
One-man parade, got the tub-side seats.
Underwater tremors, yo, my booty repeats,
Hydrated revolutions, you can hear the beats.
[Bridge]
Under the luminescence, oh the bubbly smell,
Echoes in the porcelain, storytelling swell.
Every fart a fable, hear it as it gels,
Got this bathtub giggle, won't live to tell.
[Verse 4]
Gassy antics, Dr. Seuss reborn,
Floating basslines, ain't it the norm?
Spittin’ tub congas till the break of morn,
Fizzin’ out the bubbles, my rubber ducks adjourned.
[Verse]
We were watching TV on my sofa
Back when I had a girlfriend sober
And my stomach was a-heaving
And her team was on the screen
And with five minutes left of overtime
I said "Come help me"
And "I'm not stable
[Verse]
From what I ate at dinner
Or last Thursday at a party
My conscience is pounding
For those hot wings were calling my name
And it was the first time that night
I looked for the nearest bathroom
[Chorus]
'Cause I tried to fart but I pooped instead
And it put a dent in my bacteria
Put a headache on my faucet
And a smile on my face
'Cause she turned around from the game
[Chorus]
'Cause I fell right in
For my sticky trap card
Like embarrassing moments
When comets fly by
'Cause I tried to fart but I pooped instead
And I swear
It's music meant to be misunderstood
[Verse]
And this is the problem with the game
Like waking up next to your neighbor
In your girlfriend's place
It's a miracle I have all my fingers
And I know I deserve worse
'Cause I'll pay for the night with my first born
[Chorus]
'Cause I tried to be smart like "I'll just do a sneeze"
And I flipped a coin and dang it came up "poop"
But hey
Like comets and destiny
I tried to fart but this was really gas
