It is time to come clean and confess. I have been hiding my true identity all this time. After so many years on the chain I believed that my secret is safe. I assumed that I will life the rest of my life a happy, quiet life in hiding. But some sneaky australian somehow discovered my greatest secret. Thanks, @galenkp no I can no longer hide. The truth is that I am rhinoceros who pretends to be an artist and a blogger so no one would hunt me down. I can't tell you much about my life as a rhinoceros because that would endanger our species. Besides we have a sacred code of silence...Oh fuck you did not heard that from me. Anyway I can tell a few things. You may be interested how the fuck can I make art or even type this sentence? It is all magic. You see I am not just a rhinoceros...I am also a wizard. I guess you don't believe me but how else could you explain me fucking writing this text with feets like this:
I am not the biggest rhinoceros but I still stumble on various things all the time. I may have maxed out my charisma and strength but lack in intelligence and dexterity. I guess you could say that mistakes were made. Anyway now that my undercover has been discovered I will have to hide even deeper. Perhaps I will pretend to be not only artist and a blogger but also pizza baker. After all I already have created this pizza... it is recipe that has been passed in my family for generations.
