[EN/PT-BR] Alcoholic drinks and their funny moments!

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Consuming alcoholic beverages is always a reason for many crazy things, depending on how we are that day, we can just drink until we are happy or we can go a little overboard and do what the famous phrase tells us: drink as if there were no tomorrow, but, there is usually a tomorrow for us , so we have to be aware of the crazy things and embarrassments we go through. Of course, if we take all of this with a lot of good humor, it will forever mark a special moment in our lives.

I can share two moments that remind me a lot of this type of situation, one was with me and the other happened to my wife. Well, one time when I had already moved into the condominium where we live, I drank a little too much and ended up jumping several times. in the pool they have there, basically almost drowning a few times, but calm down, everything was fine, my children were with my mother-in-law and so I wanted to make the most of the moment with my wife and some friends that day.

I remember that I had never done a somersault forward in the pool, I was always afraid of falling awkwardly or hurting something, but that day, after so many beers and wines (yes, I mixed the two) and going crazy, I ran and jumped in the pool, doing these somersaults and swimming without stopping. As I was dizzy, I fell several times and kind of drowned, but I soon got up and started jumping again, like a child, jumping without stopping, screaming and having fun. It was a really cool moment and thank God, No one got hurt, including me.

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Another time was when my wife overdid it with the whiskey, it's not our habit to drink that kind of drink, we prefer beers, ICE and wine, but This day we made an exception. I basically managed to drink about 2 of those really small glasses, with all that salt and lemon sequence and for me it was already at the limit, because this whiskey is really strong and for me who is not used to it I stopped at 2. My wife was a little more, she drank 4 and together with the rest of the beer we had already drunk, she couldn't help but feel really sick.

I remember that on that day, we were with a couple of friends at home and after she drank the whiskey, she He said he was going to the bathroom and it was taking a long time, our friend's wife went there and also started taking a long time, then, when we realized it, she was calling us, saying that my wife was sick, vomiting and exhausted from having taken so many things. . It was tense, but it was funny at the same time, our friend's wife holding my wife and like, the woman was practically passed out, wet from a cold shower she took and vomit all over the floor.

Seriously, I don't know if I should laugh or I was worried because the scene was crazy. With great difficulty we put my wife to bed and so our little get-together ended. I thanked the couple of friends for everything and so they left and I was left to take care of my wife. The next day she had a terrible hangover, but, Everything was fine in terms of health and everything else. After these events, I agreed with my wife that we would try to drink less and maintain more control during our parties, meetings and leisure moments.

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Consumir bebidas alcoólicas é sempre um motivo de muitas loucuras, dependendo de como estamos no dia, podemos apenas beber até ficarmos alegres ou podemos extrapolar um pouco e bem, fazer o que a famosa frase nos diz: beber como se não houvesse amanhã, mas, existe geralmente o amanhã para nós, então temos que ficar sabendo das maluquices e vergonhas alheias que passamos. Claro que tudo isso se levando com muito bom humor, marca para sempre um momento em especial para nossas vidas.

Posso compartilhar dois momentos que me lembram bastante esse tipo de situação, um foi comigo e outro aconteceu com a minha esposa. Bem, uma certa vez quando já havia mudado para o condomínio onde vivemos, eu exagerei um pouco na bebida e acabei pulando várias vezes na piscina que têm lá, basicamente quase me afogando algumas vezes, mas calma, tudo certo, meus filhos estavam com a minha sogra e assim quis aproveitar ao máximo o momento com minha esposa e alguns amigos neste dia.

Lembro que nunca havia realizado um mortal para frente na piscina, sempre tive medo de cair de mal jeito ou machucar algo, mas nesse dia, depois de tantas cervejas e vinhos (sim misturei os dois) e de ter ficado maluco, corri e pulei na piscina, fazendo esses mortais e nadando sem parar. Como estava tonto, varias vezes cai e meio que me afogava, mas já logo levantava e começava a pular de novo, parecendo uma criança, pulando sem parar, gritando e se divertindo. Foi um momento bem legal e graças a Deus, ninguém se machucou, incluindo eu.

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Outra vez foi quando a minha esposa exagerou nas doses de whisky, não é o nosso costume beber esse tipo de bebida, gostamos mais de cervejas, ICE e vinho, mas esse dia abrimos uma exceção. Eu basicamente consegui tomar uns 2 copos daqueles bem pequenos, com toda aquela sequência de sal e limão e para mim já estava no limite, pois esse tal de whisky é realmente forte e para mim que não tem costume parei com 2 mesmo. Minha esposa foi um pouco a mais, tomou 4 e juntamente com o restante de cerveja que já tínhamos tomado não deu outra, ela passou super mal.

Lembro que nesse dia, estávamos com um casal de amigos em casa e após esse momento dela tomar o whisky, ela falou que ia no banheiro e estava demorando muito, a esposa do nosso amigo foi lá e também começou a demorar, depois, quando percebemos ela estava nos chamando, falando que a minha esposa estava era mal, vomitando e abatida já de ter tomado tantas coisas. Foi tenso, mas foi engraçado ao mesmo tempo, a esposa do nosso amigo segurando a minha esposa e tipo, a mulher tava praticamente desmaiada, molhada de um banho gelado que levou e o chão todo vomitado.

Sério, eu não sei se eu ria ou ficava preocupado porque a cena foi uma loucura. Com muito custo colocamos a minha esposa na cama e assim a nossa pequena reunião acabou, agradeci o casal de amigos por tudo e assim eles foram embora e eu fiquei cuidado da minha esposa. No outro dia, uma bela de uma ressaca nela, mas, estava tudo bem na questão de saúde e tudo mais. Após esses acontecimentos, combinei com a minha esposa de que a gente tentaria beber menos e manter mais o controle durante as nossas festas, reuniões e momentos de lazer.

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kkkkkkkkk meu deus essa história da piscina! por isso que homens vivem menos que mulheres 😂

Não tem coisa melhor do que pular numa piscina bêbado, parece que eu to no meio do mar lutando para sobreviver kkkkk, vira uma loucura uhahuahuhua

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Rapaz que momentos !! O da piscina ainda bem que voce nao se machucou mas também tive muitos momentos de irresponsabilidade com a bebida! Hoje em dia ando mais moderado!
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Hoje em dia bebo bem menos do que antes, justamente para evitar essas doideiras, mas era bom viu, pular bebão na piscina e nadar sem parar, dar uns mortais, pirueta, so coisa de doido uahhuahuahu xD


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