🔪💩🔪 Poop Knives Don't Work 🔪 💩🔪

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As title says, poop knives don't work. And now we have proof!

Wait, what?

Well, that's the key find of what is the most bizarre scientific study I have read in a while:

We experimentally tested knives manufactured from frozen human feces.

Knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work.

Lol 🤣

But why would they even test for that?

Well, apparently there's this old Inuit tale of a man who butchered and disarticulated his dog using nothing but a knife made of frozen human poop

There is a well known account of an old Inuit man who refused to move into a settlement. Over the objections of his family, he made plans to stay on the ice. To stop him, they took away all of his tools. So in the midst of a winter gale, he stepped out of their igloo, defecated, and honed the feces into a frozen blade, which he sharpened with a spray of saliva. With the knife he killed a dog. Using its rib cage as a sled and its hide to harness another dog, he disappeared into the darkness.

So, sometime in 2019, a bunch of a scientists set out to find if it's actually possible to make a functional knife out of frozen human feces.

They created various... prototypes and imitated the conditions and environment of the tale as best as they could..

Surprise, surprise, the knives made out of human feces were far from functional...

Despite the hide being cold from refrigeration, instead of slicing through it the knife-edge simply melted upon contact, leaving streaks of fecal matter

LMAO 😂

Oh god, whoever wrote the paper did have a blast that's for sure 💩😂🤣



Here's a link if you would like to read it, it's free to access. It's just.. hilarious 😂

And in case you wonder, here's how the poop knife looked like:

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And that my friends is a good usecase of taxpayers money 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💩💩💩💩





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O... M.... G... 😂
when I read the title my first thought was why would anyone want to cut poop in parts 😅

No es cortar la caca, es un cuchillo a base de caca...

I know that after reading the article 😁

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Asco

Asco?

Si, asco significa que es asqueroso jaja, es repugnante el hecho de qué alguien haya hecho un cuchillo con excremento. Pero bien, cada quién se inventa su modo

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That is an insane use of taxpayer's money. I just don't see many people wanting to use that at all though.

What makes you think taxpayer money was used for this?

The research team was from Kent State University and the Cleveland Museum of Natural History. My guess is both are government funded. Honestly, I don't mind it. It's a fun study, we need those too

Yeah, I saw that. Highly unlikely they were government funded for this study.

Work hours, equipment, misc expendables materials, so many variables that don't come for free :)

Anyways, I think you got too fixated on that one liner about tax money. As I said I don't mind this kind of research, actually I think it should have a place (in moderation).

I got hung up on it being a waste of government money. The government wastes literally tons of money, on lots of things, and every time we lie about something they've wasted money on, it makes it easier for them.

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How much funding did they receive to make these conclusions? For the advancement of human society.

Probably not much. Universities in Ohio aren't known for their generous research endowments.

Well at least it provides some good comedy, unlike the department of war 😂

One of the grossest experiments ever... They must have had a lot of free time and money to spend on playing with poop!
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Lots of free time, for sure, but why do you think this required lots of money?

At least they had fun 😂

Some fun with "the shit"!
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Pues el artículo dice que era porqué un hombre no tenía ganas de ir a comprar un cuchillo asi que se hizo uno con caca congelada xD.

Mucho mas trabajo asi.... Mas facil ir de compras..lol
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That’s a shit story…..
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