Purrrrr... “Did you misszzzz meee?”
I did not do it on Purrrr-pause...
“Of course, you did. I mean, how could you not? I’m everywhere, in your face, on your feed—my posts are impossible to miss!”
“Purrrhaps someone can remind me—what did I do last week?”
Soft tail flick, dramatic sigh
“I bet no one noticed I was gone. But, oh, I was… just a whisker’s length away, and there’s a little tail—uh, I mean, tale—to go with it...”
Ｔａｋｅ Ｍｙ Ｈａｎｄ ＆ Ｔｒｉｐ Ｗｉｔｈ Ｍｅ
My Son, you know the one I weekly select one song for and add it to the "Dad's Musical Advice" playlist decided was finally allowed to leave the United States.
No, he did not do anything wrong, but it seems it's not smart to leave that country while waiting on your green card.
Anyway, I was too busy seeing Madrid to spend a few hours looking for cool new songs, so OOPS there I was Not!
So this boy, my boy asked me if I would lend him $3000???
3k to save a cat???
I said: seriously?
He said: Yeah!
Now I know this boy loves animals, but pumping 3K into a cat, that if it sees a mouse can run away....and you just stand there waving Adios to your 3K????
As a dad, I was not in favor of this, because I didn´t like lending money to my kid.
Simply because I would hate to ask for it.
The thing is, this Vet in the States does not allow the cat to go to sleep. Because with a 3K operation, the cat would be fine, without it it would die a painful death over the next couple of months.
So if my boy who loves animals does not come up with 3K, he is responsible for the painful death of a cat????
Karma my friend..... I think you know what to do!
My 19-year-old son, got the 3K, invested it in the cat, and saved its furry ass, and me? I am a proud mofo.
Then while talking he told me his favorite musical is Cats, so it is mine next to Evita, but still.
Hence today we will be doing a kinda cat special thingy with a pussy twist, of course.
From all the great songs in that crazy cat musical, somehow we ended up singing this one quite a bit. Well me singing???
Not the biggest hit but surely one that sticks.
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer | Cats
Then he sent me this song, I listened, I liked, and thought it would be nice to use it...till I watched again, listened again, and figured it was not a cat. Still, it´s furry and has a tail so close enough...right?
Honkai Star Rail Animation: TRASH CAN SONG
So now it was my time to come up with a cool cat song. Something his style, so let´s add a bit of anime.
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger
Yes, very nicely done that is what I thought and then I got distracted thinking about other Cat songs quickly reminded me of a very cool song from an album I had on cassette years ago.
SIMILIVINLIFE - P***y Power
No not that one, I did not know Czech even existed back then but the title sounded like P***y Power, and I think this song got crazy good hooks so I watched the full vid and kept searching.
KATJA KRASAVICE - PUSSY POWER
At least that one had cute kittens drinking Milk, and that German accent sounded purrfect. But although it was a nice distraction, still not the pussy song I was looking for
WTF, how many people like that PP shit, and each song has its own strength but it clearly shows that eastern ladies love it best as this one comes from Russia or Kazasthan but well same type of ....
TATARKA - PUSSY POWER
I really feel like I am gonna Snap.....
I mean after so much Pussy, I wanna scream...I have Got The Power
Yes, that is a very 90s joke but hey I need to get ready for my post tomorrow.
I don´t get it btw way can I not just say Pussy, nothing wrong with Pussy. Just walk into a classroom full of youngsters and go... Pussy, pussy, pussy they all will help you find pussy.
P Power- Steph G Feat. Brini Blanco
Now that is a terrible ripoff but those pants!!
Anyway, I found the pussy I was looking for and according to myself, and confirmed by chat, this was the first and very best Pussy Power song ever... of course it comes from this very decent guy who built that album Brick by Brick!
Iggy Pop - Pussy Power
Okay let's get kinky... having a youngster saying pussy...would that get me cancelled nowaday?
Why so serious?
Just take a chill pill after all that pussy would it be time for Primus? Letting lose too many Puppies on all those Pussy....cats?
That would be too easy, right?
Let´s do Primus but for pussies.
Primus - Tommy The Cat
Encore
Ah, you just got Rick Rolled!
🎵 Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down... 🎵 Back to the Nineties Classic internet prank!
But did you ever get: Pussy Purred
BTW who caught this during the inauguration:
Let me tell you, folks, this is the best cat song ever. Nobody writes cat songs like this—nobody. It’s big, it’s powerful, it’s tremendous. People are saying it’s the greatest feline anthem of all time. Cats everywhere, they love it, believe me. And let’s be honest, you’ve never heard anything like it. Pure genius!
The Kiffness x Lonely Cat - Sometimes
No Way
What Song to Send my Son
My son started a playlist Stuff For Dad and I will be adding my favorite song to my playlist for him: Songs For My Son!
Every week I have to choose one song and tell you about it. And you Dear Reader tell me your favorite song in the comments and feel free to try to change my mind.
Okay, should I sent him pussy P or just that cool anime song that is more his style...
Well let him find his own P power.....
Please try and change my mind!
Playlists
Youtube Playlist.
All these gems were added to this week´s YouTube playlist.
All Midnight Gems Playlist can be found here
Spotify Playlist:
The Spotify playlist might not capture the whole show but is meant to represent it as well as Spotify makes it possible:
Tag List
If you want a weekly reminder just put "Tag List" in the comments!
Thank Goodness you made it to the end...but stay tuned there is a new Gems Session each week.
