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I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

Credit: reddit
@flaxz, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @aliveprojects

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
(1/10)

Thanks a lot for the tickets @mypathtofire and keep up the good work.

@flaxz! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @aliveprojects. (1/30)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.