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Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto." "This is for our viewers at home." "This is what happens when you're out late at night." "No one is in control." "It's all out of control." "And so, this week, we're going to talk about our future." "This is our new motto:" "The new motto of RoboRobo City:" "RoboRobo City is all about robots." "We've come up with a whole series of robots we're really excited about, including a robot that plays football." "Oh, and there is one more robot that we're particularly proud of:" "A robot which was made from an old washing machine." "And he was named "Old Blue"." "We really like this robot because of all the things this robot can do," "Old Blue is very good at one thing." "He knows what every robot is." "It's called "Siri", because he tells us everything that is to be done, he has seen every episode of "Knight Rider" ever, and he is a human being." "It was a beautiful day at Blue Park when the team of robots created by Doctor Calamitous was about to be introduced to the public." "It was then that we were told to meet at the park." "It was a beautiful day at Blue Park when the team of robots created by Doctor Calamitous was about to be introduced to the public." "It was then that we were told to meet at the park." "It was a beautiful day at Blue Park when the team of robots created by Doctor Calamitous was about to be introduced to the public." "It was then that we were told to meet at the park."

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"The crowd was getting restless, and we needed to give them something to calm them down." "A robot with the face of a human had been revealed." "The crowd were very excited to meet the new robots, and we did our best to calm them down." "We told them not to be concerned." "A robot with the face of a human had been revealed." "The crowd were very excited to meet the new robots, and we did our best to calm them down." "We told them not to be concerned." "At that moment, Old Blue turned up with his robot." "In his robot hand he held a ball, like this." "A robot with the face of a human had been revealed." "In his robot hand he held a ball, like this." "The crowd was very excited to meet the new robots, and we did our best to calm them down." "At that moment, Old Blue turned up with his robot." "In his robot hand he held a ball, like this." "I didn't know what was going on, but I knew there was something very odd about this." "I was worried we were going to create a crisis here." "A robot with the face of a human had been revealed." "The crowd was very excited to meet the new robots, and we did our best to calm them down." "At that moment, Old Blue turned up with his robot." "In his robot hand he held a ball, like this." "I was worried we were going to create a crisis here." "Old Blue held out the ball." "He said," ""Look here, you crowd, here is the ball." ""You see, I have a ball in my robot hand." ""It is the ball of this planet we live on." ""See how shiny it is?" ""And I have brought this ball to you," ""to give you something to play with." ""So, if you want to play with this ball," ""come to the park, and we'll play a game of football."" "The crowd liked what Old Blue was saying, and they were very happy to play football." "We have a new slogan here in RoboRobo City:" ""The park is open all the time."" "We have a new slogan here in RoboRobo City:" ""The park is open all the time."" "Old Blue, in particular, caught the imagination of the crowd." "Soon, many other robots had joined in the fun, including a couple of robots, one of which was called "Sonic Robo", with a face and body which looked very much like Sonic the Hedgehog." "We have a new slogan here in RoboRobo City:" ""The park is open all the time."" "Robots like Sonic Robo were already on the market in Japan and Europe." "But what was this?" "Robots on the new line called Sonic Robo were already on the market in Japan and Europe." "But what was this?" "What was the robot in front of me?" "He looked like a robot." "He looked like a human being." "He wasn't a robot." "It's an original, hand-made, robot, with a body like a human being." "No doubt about that." "It's an original, hand-made, robot, with a body like a human being." "No doubt about that." "It's an original, hand-made, robot, with a body like a human being." "He's not one of those plastic robots, all white, with a long neck, and you can bend him." "This one is made of wood, and he's in good condition." "He's not one of those plastic robots, all white, with a long neck, and you can bend him." "This one is made of wood, and he's in good condition." "We have a new slogan here in RoboRobo City:" ""The park is open all the time."" "So what is this robot called "Bomberman"?" "It looks like a soccer ball, but it is more than that." "Bomberman is a ball that can destroy enemy robots." "Bomberman is a ball that can destroy enemy robots." "So now the human and the robot in front of me are playing football." "Bomberman is a ball that can destroy enemy robots." "We have a new slogan here in RoboRobo City:" ""The park is open all the time."" "I was very happy to see this, because the crowd was already going crazy." "What's the point of Bomberman, you ask?" "The point is that Bomberman is a robot ball, and I have the most wonderful robot in front of me." "It has a beautiful body, and its face resembles a human face, and it's a wonderful robot." "It has a beautiful body, and its face resembles a human face, and it's a wonderful robot." "It is called "Yama", the Japanese word for mountain." "The robot next to it is called "Gorilla", the Japanese word for gorilla." "The robot next to it is called "Yama", the Japanese word for mountain." "The robot next to it is called "Gorilla", the Japanese word for gorilla." "A big match was being held between Yama and Gorilla." "Yama was the home team." "It was a very important match." "If Yama was beaten, then it would be a humiliating defeat." "And there was little chance that Yama could win this game." "It was a very important match." "If Yama was beaten, then it would be a humiliating defeat." "And there was little chance that Yama could win this game." "Gorilla had lots of robots." "They were waiting to attack." "Yama had lots of robots." "They were waiting to attack." "Suddenly, the crowd saw a ball being thrown towards the field." "It was called "Bomberman", a ball that could destroy enemies." "This was the moment of truth." "Bomberman went in, and it was a lovely ball." "It was shot across the field." "This was the moment of truth." "Bomberman went in, and it was a lovely ball." "It was shot across the field." "It was shot in exactly the right way, so that it smashed into the chest of a robot called "Goban", who was standing on the bench." "Bomberman smashed into the chest of a robot called "Goban", who was standing on the bench." "But you should have seen the face on Goban's robot, when it was smashed." "It was like a little child, who had just been told it was going to go to the dentist." "There was the sound of breaking bones." "There was the sound of breaking bones." "It was quite amazing, and everybody thought the game was over." "At that moment, it looked like Yama was winning." "And then Yama, with its back turned to the crowd, was smashed with Bomberman." "And all of a sudden, the crowd went wild, and they went wild." "They rushed forward, and they rushed forward." "They shouted "Gorilla!" "Gorilla!"" "They shouted "Gorilla!" "Gorilla!"" "Bomberman came in, and it smashed into the chest of a robot called "Goban", who was standing on the bench." "It was quite amazing, and everybody thought the game was over." "There was the sound of breaking bones." "It was quite amazing, and everybody thought the game was over." "At that moment, it looked like Yama was winning." "At that moment, it looked like Yama was winning." "I just love the robots of RoboRobo City." "They are my friends, and my friends are also robots." "My mother is a robot, as well as my father and my sister." "My father is a robot, as well as my mother and my sister." "They are intelligent." "They are fun, and very friendly." "They are intelligent." "They are fun, and very friendly." "We all get along very well together." "We all get along very well together." "Robots are the future." "Robots are the future." "And the robots of RoboRobo City." "The robots of RoboRobo City." "Robots are so much fun." "Robots are so much fun." "We all play with them." "We all play with them." "But, all of a sudden, when we got to school, the robots disappeared." "They all disappeared." "What's the problem?" "Why were all the robots, which looked like humans, taken away from us?" "I was sure they were going to be put to some sort of use." "I was sure they were going to be put to some sort of use." "I was sure they were going to be put to some sort of use." "What's the problem?" "Why were all the robots, which looked like humans, taken away from us?" "What's the problem?" "Why were all the robots, which looked like humans, taken away from us?" "The robots were taken away in a big truck, and we couldn't follow them." "We were all very upset, and we wanted to get the robots back." "We all wanted to get the robots back." "So we all got in a big old van, and we went to the factory." "We all got in a big old van, and we went to the factory." "We found the robots all loaded onto trucks." "We found the robots all loaded onto trucks." "We did some sort of negotiation, and we asked the factory manager what was going on." "We did some sort of negotiation, and we asked the factory manager what was going on." "Robots are such a happy people." "Robots are such a happy people." "They are so positive." "They are so positive." "But robots are just like us, because they are made of metal, and they are just like us, because they are made of metal, and they are like us." "They are made of metal, and they are like us." "But, all of a sudden, robots stop smiling." "They are just like us, but they have problems." "They are just like us, but they have problems." "They are so nice." "They are so nice." "So nice!" "So nice!" "But we need to know what happens to robots, because robots need love and care, as well as playtime." "But we need to know what happens to robots, because robots need love and care, as well as playtime." "If you treat robots very well, and play with them, then they become very happy." "If you treat robots very well, and play with them, then they become very happy." "Then they become so sad." "Then they become so sad." "They are so sad, because they are robots." "They are so sad, because they are robots." "They are so sad, because they are robots." "So they stop smiling." "They are so sad, because they are robots." "So they stop smiling." "It is like they have lost the most important part of themselves, which is their intelligence." "It is like they have lost the most important part of themselves, which is their intelligence." "It's sad, because they have lost their intelligence." "They are our children, and they have lost their intelligence." "They are our children, and they have lost their intelligence." "I've always wanted to play with robots." "I've always wanted to play with robots."

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