The legend tells of these secrets #45 / La légende raconte ses secret #45

in #fr7 months ago

Il était une fois, dans une forêt lointaine, un vieil homme des bois, un sage parmi les sages, qui avait partagé tant de secrets qu’il ne lui en restait plus que 58. (La légende murmure à votre oreille, avec une subtilité digne d’un ninja, de remettre quelques-uns de ces secrets en circulation. Chut, c’est un secret !)

Aujourd’hui, la légende n’a pas grand-chose à raconter. Le vieil homme, assis au coin de son feu, commence à s’ennuyer. Il a tellement regardé les flammes danser qu’il pourrait presque les chorégraphier. Il envisage donc de partir en voyage vers d’autres peuples, comme

@itharagaian, @servelle, @manuvert, @chapelle, @marilour et @hivecurious.

@itharagaian,

a reçu un cadeau pour son travail (^^), mais malheureusement, sa santé lui joue des tours. La légende lui souhaite un prompt rétablissement, en espérant qu’il revienne bientôt manger de la bonne viande et boire autour du feu. Peut-être qu’un bon steak pourrait le remettre sur pieds !

@servelle,

le maire du village, avoue qu’il n’est pas un grand fan de bière. Il préfère donc faire profiter ses administrés de ses talents culinaires en cuisinant plein de clafoutis. Merci à lui d’en avoir ramené pour nos invités autour du feu. Qui sait, peut-être qu’un jour, il ouvrira une pâtisserie !

@marilour,

a eu un problème de porte au travail. Serait-ce le vent, comme le suggère @chapelle ? Ou peut-être que la porte a décidé de prendre des vacances elle aussi !

En parlant de

@chapelle,

il hésite entre regarder la TV ou allumer la console. Dur choix en effet. Peut-être qu’il devrait inventer une console qui fait aussi office de télévision !

@hivecurious,

ramène aussi de la bière au maire du village. Lol, peut-être qu’il essaie de le convertir à la bière !

@manuvert,

a une idée légendaire : prendre des vacances pour se remettre des vacances. Pour se remettre, il est allé marcher. Peut-être qu’il a trouvé un nouveau secret à partager avec le vieil homme des bois !
Et voilà, la légende continue. Qui sait ce que demain nous réserve ? Restez à l’écoute pour le prochain épisode de “La Légende du Vieil Homme des Bois” !

Once upon a time, in a distant forest, there was an old man of the woods, a sage among sages, who had shared so many secrets that he only had 58 left. (The legend whispers in your ear, with the subtlety of a ninja, to put some of these secrets back into circulation. Shh, it’s a secret!)

Today, the legend doesn’t have much to tell. The old man, sitting by his fire, is starting to get bored. He has watched the flames dance so much that he could almost choreograph them. He is therefore considering going on a journey to other peoples, like

@itharagaian, @servelle, @manuvert, @chapelle, @marilour, and @hivecurious.

@itharagaian,

received a gift for his work (^^), but unfortunately, his health is failing him. The legend wishes him a speedy recovery, hoping that he will soon return to eat good meat and drink around the fire. Perhaps a good steak could get him back on his feet!

@servelle,

the village mayor, admits that he is not a big fan of beer. He therefore prefers to let his constituents benefit from his culinary talents by cooking plenty of clafoutis. Thanks to him for bringing some back for our guests around the fire. Who knows, maybe one day he will open a bakery!

@marilour,

had a door problem at work. Could it be the wind, as @chapelle suggests? Or maybe the door decided to take a vacation too!

Speaking of

@chapelle,

he hesitates between watching TV or turning on the console. Tough choice indeed. Maybe he should invent a console that also serves as a television!

@hivecurious,

also brings beer to the village mayor. Lol, maybe he’s trying to convert him to beer!

@manuvert,

has a legendary idea: take a vacation to recover from a vacation. To recover, he went for a walk. Maybe he found a new secret to share with the old man of the woods! And there you have it, the legend continues. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Stay tuned for the next episode of “The Legend of the Old Man of the Woods”!


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