Fucked up living with bad kidneys

erodedthoughts in #funny • last year

Tripping on the concrete

Slipping down in the street

Sipping on some liquor

Clear does it quicker

So drunk I'm dragging my knuckles

My pants are undone I've lost my belt buckle

I see a girl with a fat ol ass

I stop and hit the glass

Rocked out of my mind

I can't tell the time

She's coming towards me

Too much liquor, I got to pee

I piss down my leg

She quickly walks away

What am I doing

My life I think I've ruined

Fucked up living with some bad kidneys

I pass out in my own vomit, this shit's not pretty

Inspired by the local drunk

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buttcoins last year

Where i live the local drunks drink something called kush. Pronounced cooosch
A moonshine of sort made of corn. Turns men into zombies, sleeping in the street in the noon day heat.
There is a corner that every one calls drunk corner. A guy sell tourist nic nacks and kush.
A few years back a drunk fell asleep at that corner and his head lay a bit in the road just at the corner. A delivery truck driver didnt see him and squash.
Head like a Mellon
True story

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erodedthoughts last year

That sucks, this guy will lay anywhere too. His favorite is the bank drive-thru but he waits til they close he'll be there one morning when they open and I'm sure someone won't see him.

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