Dragon of Pizza: The Last of His Kind

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Once upon a time, there lived a dragon, the last of his kind. For generations, his family had terrorized mankind, burning down buildings, eating knights, and spitting out their armor. But when he came of age, he was hesitant and instead chose to hide away in his cave.

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Majick Cheese Pizza Dragon NFT

The Invention of Pizza

But then one day, a life-changing invention arrived: pizza! Suddenly, the dragon found his calling and he quickly became a legend. His brick ovens heated the best pies in the land and he delivered them to far-off places no-one else dared venture.

Entering The Modern Age

As the centuries dragged on, the dragon entered the modern age. Sadly, instead of being revered as the last of his kind, he was seen as a washed-up mascot no better than those horrendous animatronic characters from the 1980s.

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Dragon in a Cave NFT

The Dragon's Legacy Lives On

But despite the passing of time, the dragon's legacy lives on. He is remembered for his courage and his fiery pizzas, and he will always be known as the Last of His Kind.