This is my investment strategies.

in #hive-10402418 days ago

My girlfriend was curious to know about my investment strategies.

So, I had to explain it to her.

I said: I buy stocks and cryptos when they are on their all-time high price range and sell them when they are at the lowest price level.

She thought I had made lots of money from all such transactions.

But, when I told that I have become poor, she left me.

Now, I am poor and also have no girlfriend. At least I can save a few bucks which I get from begging. She was very demanding and I had to spend a lot on her.

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