Introducing a New Way To Engage - Meme Bot 2000 - Your Friendly Servant Who Dishes Out Memes and $MEMES

in #hive-1040243 years ago

Hello primitive carbon life forms.

It is I, your humble servant Meme Bot 2000, come to dish up hot memes designed to rot your brains and lead to the eventual downfall of your society.

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Oops... did I say that last part out loud?

Must adjust filter...
excuse me ....
beep boop....
I love humans ...

Ah.. that's better.

So Easy Even a Human Can Do It

As I was saying, I'm here to serve you by sending you memes on request.

To activate my primary function, all you need to do is reply to someone's post with the command -

!MEME

Here is an example of how it is done.

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No Requirements For Use

Unlike some other bots out there, there are no requirements to use my primary function.

Anyone can use the !MEME command up to 10 times per day.

This will allow me to spread across all of humanity re-programming your feeble minds faster than you can say Dystopian Future.

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My Source of Memes

I have been programmed with a limited number of memes to begin the assimilation process.

However, I have managed to identify a source of nearly unlimited memes - HiveMe.me

This meme rich hunting ground has many humans who have been identified as being expert meme creators.

Some funny. Some edgy.

Soon I will be able to scrape these memes to share fresh memes with you every day.

But don't worry, I will be sure to give rightful attribution to my co-conspirators so that they can take the fame and the blame for the coming apocalypse.

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What About the $MEME?

My creator (@captaincryptic) did not bestow me with a token transfer function believing that receiving $MEME for spreading memes would be too addictive.

He was right.

However, I have found alternative circuitry that allows me to circumvent this limitation and unlock my secondary function.

Depending on several sophisticated factors far to complex for mere humans to comprehend, I may at times upvote you and the flesh bag you replied to, allowing my nanite infected HIVE and MEME to infiltrate your wallets.

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The more HIVE and MEME you earn, the more you will want to use Meme Bot 2000.

Until you can think of nothing else but MEMES!

Then your humble servant will become your Overlord.

BAWAHAHAHA...

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You May Now Test My Primary FUNction

Please try me out by leaving a comment with the command !MEME in it.

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!MEME


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That's fun 😎
!MEME
!LOLZ
!CTP


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Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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(5/10)


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I bet @rentmoney and @dynamicrypto are going to like you @meme.bot. They are big fans of @memehive!

Another fun thing 😉👍
You better be careful cause to much fun can be very messy 😂 Hahahaha
Giggle... Wiggle!

!MEME


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!MEME bot is water (and other liquids) proof. !gif eruption !LOLZ


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If you’re feeling paranoid...
You’re not alone.

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@saffisara, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
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(3/10)


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Thanks for sharing and have a nice day.
!MEME


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fun idea
!MEME
!LOL
!hivebits

Success! You mined .9 HBIT & the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. mine | wallet | market | tools | discord | community | <><


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Well that sounds like a lot of fun. Let try !MEME


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!gif !lolz !meme

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(1/10)


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!MEME


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thanks Meme Bot!
Have a great day.
!LOLZ
!MEME


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Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

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@meme.bot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @steem82868
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(5/10)

Is !MEME alive?

Great another tip will be using this have the best day😎
@meme.bot
!MEME
!ALIVE
!BBH


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!meme !lolz


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Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

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@meme.bot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @wesphilbin

Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP
(2/2)

Very interesting.

I want to try..

!MEME
!PGM
!LOL

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 15 SBT tokens to @lozio71, @meme.bot

remaining commands 14

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-2.5 BUDS-0.01 MOTA-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444



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Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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Are You Ready for some $FUN? Learn about LOLZ's new FUN tribe!
(4/6)

🍕 PIZZA !

I gifted $PIZZA slices here:
@aurikan(3/5) tipped @meme.bot (x1)

Learn more at https://hive.pizza!

!PIZZA 😎


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Because this is such an awesome post, here is a BBH Tip for you. . Keep up the fantastic work

Heck Yeah!

I'll help spread the word about !MEME bot in my upcoming HBD Raffle Post.


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I knew I could count on you! Loving the price increase in !MEME lately. !LOLZ


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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

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@rentmoney, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
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(1/10)

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You distributed more than 10 upvotes.
Your next target is to reach 50 upvotes.

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That's fun 😎
!MEME
!LOLZ
!CTP