I have a girlfriend. You've never met her because she lives in Canada. But you know she's real because I can tell you all about her (after I do some ChatGPT prompts for something else totally unrelated to my real girlfriend in Canada).
I came up with this in one of my replies to @lasseehlers on my alternate @holovision.cash account. It's funny so I've taken a few extra steps with it.
I guess I should first explain the premise. This is mostly an American trope but I think many outside of the U.S. have at least heard of it through American TV shows and movies.
"Girlfriend in Canada", as described by tvtropes.org:
A convenient way for a character to disabuse the idea that they're either gay, too socially inept for a relationship or simply unlucky in love is to claim that they indeed have a girlfriend — but the other characters have never met her because she lives in Canada. ...
I had Stable Diffusion generate an image with the prompt: My girlfriend who lives in Canada.
Image Source: Stable DiffusionThen I had chatGPT tell me what the name of my fictional girlfriend in Canada is:
Image Source: chatgpt.com
There, you see? My girlfriend in Canada is named Phoebe Morgan. Why would I give you a name if I was lying about having a girlfriend in Canada?
Of course, I need a biography for my Canadian girlfriend so I am prepared for at least the most basic questions about my girlfriend in Canada that nobody other than me has ever seen or talked to.
It's her love of science fiction that brought us together. I think ChatGPT really understood exactly what I wanted by making my girlfriend Phoebe an environmental scientist. If you're skeptical and live in Canada, well, my girlfriend spends a lot of time isolated in nature. It's like a needle in a haystack. But trust me she really exists.
Image Source: chatgpt.com
Name: Phoebe Morgan
Birthdate: October 15, 1995
Hometown: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Education:
- High School: Point Grey Secondary School, Vancouver, BC
- University: University of British Columbia (UBC), Bachelor’s Degree in Environmental Science
Career:
Phoebe Morgan is a dedicated environmental scientist working for a non-profit organization focused on conservation efforts in British Columbia. Her work involves extensive field research, data analysis, and community outreach to promote sustainable practices and protect the natural ecosystems of her province.
Interests and Hobbies:
Phoebe has a deep love for the outdoors, often spending her weekends hiking, camping, and exploring the beautiful landscapes of Canada. She is also an avid reader, with a particular fondness for science fiction and fantasy novels. When she’s not immersed in nature or a good book, Phoebe enjoys practicing yoga, painting, and volunteering at local animal shelters.
Personality:
Phoebe is known for her warm and compassionate nature. She is highly empathetic and always willing to lend a helping hand to friends and strangers alike. Her passion for the environment is matched by her curiosity and eagerness to learn, making her a lifelong student of the world around her. Phoebe’s friends admire her for her resilience, optimism, and ability to find beauty in the small things in life.
Family:
Phoebe comes from a close-knit family with deep roots in Vancouver. Her parents, both retired educators, instilled in her a love for learning and a strong sense of community. She has an older brother, Alex, who works as a marine biologist, and a younger sister, Emily, who is studying art history.
Future Aspirations:
Phoebe dreams of expanding her impact on environmental conservation by pursuing a Master’s degree in Environmental Policy. She hopes to influence legislation and advocate for more robust environmental protections on a national and global scale. Phoebe also envisions herself starting a family and raising her children with the same appreciation for nature and kindness that she holds dear.
