I now understand why my brother always have to hide his deodorant bag whenever he comes home for holiday. I have witnessed him yelling and screaming at the top of his lungs a couple of times because of his deodorants and skin care products, especially when they are used excessively and that to without his knowledge or consent. I never knew the reason behind his nonstop tantrums and unnecessary yelling until today when i decided to visit the superstore to get some of my basic needs…
The last time I visited the superstore was to get some foodstuffs for the house since my mum wasn’t around to take care of that and she wasn’t coming back very soon, the least i could do to eat healthily was to go to the superstore and get some little foodstuffs for myself…
I mostly go to JENDOL SUPERSTORE to get my things, i go there mostly because of their JENDOL BREAD, i am a lover of bread and their bread is actually pretty tasty and nice, which is why i am quite constant at their store…
I have never gone to the Jendol superstore for anything other than bread and food stuffs, until today when i decided to go there to get some body sprays, roll-on, oil perfume and a couple of other manly items…
I started the shopping bit by bit last week because of time, i have a friend who has been my oil perfume vendor for quite a while now, I called her two days ago and placed an order for two oil perfumes, i love TOUCH so I ordered for two of her best flavors…
I still needed to get body spray, roll-on , face cleanser and a couple of other manly needs. I have always been a fan of oil perfumes and roll-ons, I never really spend my money on body sprays until not too long ago. I have always used my brother and sister’s body sprays in the past, i steal theirs and use it a couple of times in the past and never bothered about buying mine for my personal use…
The funniest thing was that i never knew how expensive they were until today when i decided to go get them myself at the store. I got to the superstore with the intention of buying some skin care products, the likes of face cleanser and a cheap face mask shit, i haven’t used a face mask treatment yet so i decided to go for something pocket friendly…
I planned to get a body spray, roll-on, face cleanser and a couple of other things. I got to the store and immediately ran away from the bread section for safety reasons, i immediately went upstairs to find the Body care section, this is the section for anything relating to body treatment and skin care products…
I eventually found the deodorant section after wasting some minutes on unnecessary products, i spent over 45 minutes in the deodorant section looking for a very good body spray, roll-on and oil perfume, i had some brands in mind and decided to check them there, i spent some minutes looking for them and couldn’t find the exact type, time was going and i still haven’t gotten anything yet…
I became confused and decided to call my brother for his suggestion on the body spray and roll-on I could get, he then suggested his own type to me, I checked it there and screamed after i saw the price tag of the perfume he suggested…
He suggested two different perfumes, TESORI D’ORIENTE and one other one. Tesori cost about $4.5 and other one cost about 6$, i was on call with him when i screamed, he asked me why and i was like bro this perfumes cost an eye…
He laughed and said to me; now you see why I’m always screaming at you guys not to touch my body sprays and perfumes, smelling nice is quite expensive. I dropped the call and decided to go for something else, I wanted either Riggs or AXE…
I tried to find RIGGS as a substitute but then they didn’t have both Riggs and the Axe brand I used at the store, I decided to get only the NIVEA MEN roll-on and move out before my eye catches something unplanned…
In summary, i was on my way out to visit another store, i got to the second floor and found my favorite yogurt; DUDU YAOURT staring at me seductively, I couldn’t resist it since it was cheaper at the store, i decided to exceed my budget by buying 3 of it for now and later, i couldn’t fight the temptation because it was my favorite drink…
In conclusion, i was able to get only a roll-on and my favorite yoghurt, i will be checking another store tomorrow for the Riggs body spray, now i have my oil perfumes and roll-on ready. It’s time to start rocking the whole of my street smelling expensive 😂🫶🏼🫰…
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