Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil. Credit: reddit @pereu4ivatel, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @ili0braz
I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back. I now live in constant fear. Credit: bulldog-joy @ili0braz, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @hive-102040