Really, why would they need a nine time Champion and the best tennis player in history? Of course they should deport him! Imagine the horror if some of the great Australian politicians catch common cold while he is in their penal colony island…
After years of trying, they have finally realized that the only way to prevent Novak from lifting the trophy is not to let him play.
Does this mean we Brits can't continue to deport the riffraff of our society down under?
By riffraff I mean anyone who isn't vaccinated, wasn't privately educated and can't hold a tea cup with their pinky finger at the correct angle.
If that's the case I think we'll need to invade Belgium and start deporting the trouble makers there instead!
This thing with Belgium… sounds like a very reasonable solution, @talesfrmthecrypt
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