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How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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@noctury, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Looks like the work of 119 upvotes and one big downvote. That's stake-based voting for you. Seems there is a contingent that thinks giveaways are bad for Hive somehow. I've yet to see a good explanation for why that doesn't come down to "they make more than they give away."

If it is always considered bad to earn more than one invests, or to take profits, then Hive has no redeeming value.

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@josephsavage! @svanbo Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @svanbo.

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I can't agree more! !INDEED
These people probably reaping a lot of benefits /upvotes from their "friends"-whales upvoting their blogs, just because they know each other and on the other hand don't want someone else to earn a few cents...
It's disgusting to see this happening on a platform like Hive which should completely go by the spirit of decentralization. (The opposite of what these people are trying to do) !LOLZ !DIY

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

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@josephsavage, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Let's support the HSBI project more. 😎 !LOLZ !DIY

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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@svanbo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Can we see now already again how much HSBI we've got (since we can't see it in our peakd wallet any more)?
!BEER !DIY

Looks like you already forgot about the ! sbi status bot command or their official website to check your HSBI balance. 🤯😅 !DIY

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

lookup on the website uses the same API as peakd, which is still down, but !sbi status on chain has been a good option for many years.

Hi @josephsavage!

  • you have 108 units and 4920 bonus units
  • your rshares balance is 631835679451866 or 177.254 $
  • your next SBI upvote is predicted to be 59.085 $



    Have you seen our website?
    It's a great resource to check your Hive SBI levels, along with your history of who has sponsored you and what upvotes we have provided you!

Hey @savvytester, here is a little bit of BEER from @svanbo for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

@svanbo just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@svanbo just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @josephsavage! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS