Share your battle: Dial G O B L I N for psychic

in #hive-133233 years ago

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THEME SONG PLAYING*

Hello and welcome to another edition of our lovely program, where you call and I already know who you are and what you need.

After all, I'm the best and most famous television psychic for a reason, hehe!

And today seems like a busy day, the energies are talking to me already.

I can sense that the telephone will ring with a very important person on the line, he is a great patron of our show and I can feel some distress and anger in his aura!

I already know what is the problem but let's answer the calling of our dearest Bognadoff and satiate our thirsty telespectators~

RING RING*

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Seems like today's show will have a live audience! Let's move from the studio and meet this charlatan. I would try to solve this amicably and pacifically...

BUT THIS IS LIVE TELEVISION! And I know you folks loooove when things get heated. So let's get a little taste of what facing someone who can read your mind feels like!

FIGHT!!

https://m.splinterlands.io/#/battle/game/process/sl_25b682b16be7d572c937a9a929ea5fd6

You are a very handsome body double but you lack the style and the talent my dear.

...Venari, be a sweety and stay put, no need for you to get tired or hurt when they won't even be able to reach us.

Ah! One last warning for you, imposter, Colonel Mustang here is an ex-navy seal, but you will find that out soon enough.

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*After some fast, one-sided brawl, the nuisance is disposed and the tv crew is back to the studio.

That is it for today my dear audience! I know today's episode was a little shorter but Monsieur Bognadoff is inviting me to an awesome after-party and I just had a vision... if we don't depart now I will miss the gogo-goblins jumping out of the cake!

See you all next time! Byeeee~


Jokes aside, some thoughts about the comp

My opponent match history showed that he was using either a death team that would have both backdoor and magic damage or a magic earth team.

Preparing for both situations I grabbed some magic resistance for my tank and put that beautiful Venari with thorns at the last position to protect my goblin. Things worked really well as you can see and I won without losing a single unit.

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If you want to start playing, here is my referral link:
https://splinterlands.com?ref=trashyomen

Hope you enjoyed! See you next time and remember: if a psychic doesn't know your name when you call them, they are fake!

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Wow, the best psychic in the town! Hahaha

I wish I can replicate the intensity and the fun of your stories LOL

Mine is more like on a serious note, I guess, even on funny parts it still sounds serious hahaha

Thank you so much for the kind words and I'm glad you enjoyed!

Each author has their on style and there is nothing wrong with a more serious tone when writing.

My advice would be to write what you would like to read and enjoy the process of writing (even though it can be really tiresome. On that note I'm aways amazed with the word count of your posts!)

Thanks for the advice, I will keep that in mind!

Yea, just too much going in my mind when writing my posts XD sometimes it can even easily get out of topic lol

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Something that helps me a lot in keeping on track is doing bullet points of the topics I will talk about, this works well as guidelines!

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Yeah I am doing that, but I have the habit of disregarding it when I am lost myself in writing lol

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