Think it's just about time we got a petition going to change the name of this city from Louisville to Liquor World. Would be much more accurate, and more importantly, who cares about a king that lost his head? We've got our own Bourbon dynasty, thank you very much.
There's a weed dynasty too but everyone here just calls them the Cornbread Boys. They're still stumbling their way towards legalizing it here but in the meantime our malfunctioning murder turtle of a Senator managed to legalize diet weed at the federal level.
Here in Liquor World we don't have TV timeouts, we have airplane timeouts. If you're outside you ain't hearing nothing else until it's well past. May not look particularly close but don't worry, they get closer.
Shot three of them in fifteen minutes, which is better than I ever managed to do with squirrels. Then again, most squirrels don't come right at you and a 12 gauge has a lousy zoom.
Got to use a 12 gauge though, they just laugh at a camera. Alright, raise your hand if you've eaten treerat squirrel before. Tastes like chicken with a hint of birdshot.
Finally, a definitive answer to that eternal question: Do shopping carts migrate? It's a tossup which place it ran away from but it'd definitely covered some ground, anti-migration devices be damned.
Ever stick a knife in an electrical outlet? Usually one of the more electrifying parts of childhood but it never seems to end well. Think this is the adult version. Don't worry, it's not been hooked up to anything in at least five years. Got a new coat of paint though.
Would tell you what's going on here but the search engines went to hell in a handbasket years ago and just try to sell me stuff now. Anybody else noticed that? Used to could punch in a string of keywords and find exactly what you were looking for, now it just sees if any of the words you searched for is on Amazon.
That's progress, right? Anyways, my ride's here. It ain't going anywhere anytime soon but it's here. Until next time, watch out for migrating shopping carts.