Hey Siri, Is It True That Condoms…

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Just yesterday, my little sister who is going through adolescence came to me asking if I had a condom. I was very busy so I just said “no” and then she left. I didn’t really pay attention to the question the first time because I was in the middle of something really important. She came back again and this time she went like “oh, but why don’t you have a condom?”. I responded with “no reason, don’t worry I’ll get some for you”. It was after that response that I looked at her and saw her eyes popping out.

I had to stop all that I was doing to process that my little sister who is about 3 years away from 18 years was asking me for a condom and there I was telling her I would get some for her. When she realized I had grasped onto whatever she was asking, she ran away and of course, I went after her. I was so interested to know what she wanted to use the condom for. Now, put on your seat belt because it’s about to be a roller coaster.

She just wrote her Basic Education Certificate Examination in July and awaiting her results. According to what she told me, whiles she was in school, her friends told her that condoms clear acne. I didn’t even let her finish her explanation at all. I just long pressed my power button and then asked Siri ”is it true that condoms clear acne?” We found a number of responses and to my surprise, one of them read that “Cambodian women have found a way to cure acne with condom lubricant”.

I really thought we were going to see negative responses so that my sister wouldn’t even be interested anymore but what we saw added fuel the fire. She looked happy after finding out whatever she thought was right. I just couldn’t stop looking at her. She opened up to me about a lot of things, in fact nasty things her colleagues have been discussing on their WhatsApp page about how to clear acne. I knew I had to step in.

Knowing her like the back of my palm, I had to quickly search for ”harmful effects of condom lubricant on the skin” and then show that to her as well. She looked disgusted when she saw the images from the search. I later explained to her that adolescence is just a phase and I went through it with even worse acne. I opened my front camera and asked her to look at the most prettiest girl I know. She smiled and hugged me.

After that whole big sister session was over, everything made sense to me because guess what guys? For some days now, this girl has been acting suspicious, going through my things all the time. I met her “folding” my clothes more than 4 times last week and there I was thinking my little sister was being sweet. Ah! Not knowing this girl was looking for a condom.

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Wait what is condom 😳. I think I am actually lost here because I don't even know what that means

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What is this🤣

What!! Condoms for acne , these kids will not kill us 😂😂😂.
Your lil sister is very lucky to have you, coz if it was when I was younger and asked my big sis this same question, I would've received better shout and small slap and I must explain the real reason why I wanted a condom😂😂

I've heard about sperms clearing acne tho

Eyyyy where did you hear that Meya🤣

It's a normal thing that girls do here 😂😂

Eyyyyy🤣🤣

When I thought I'd seen it all, now I know I haven't seen it or heard it all. So condoms cure what again? Acne 🤣🤣🤣 oh my chest. I can't believe this, what's happening to the kids these days?

I'm glad you were able to browse out the effects of using condom lubricant on the skin, I believe with everything you showed her, she can be able to convince her friends as well.

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Yes I just hope she can convince her friends too

Yeah, I think she will

This was so funny! The best post shared at PYPT today! 😂

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Thank youuuu😂

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Nothing wey musa no go see for gate
Wooot 🤭
LMAO 🤣😂
But you were so smart to quickly search for the effect of using condom lubricant on the face
This children of nowadays are just exploring too much..lolz
Big sister role nicely played

You know right, I just had to 🤣

Thank you☺️

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Abenad, where did you hide the condoms? See how you stressed that girl last week now 😂

This is interesting! Didn't think it could have such a use and to think that it also has a bad effect.

Well, thanks to your sister and your search... We've known better once again.

Ahh I didn’t know I even had condoms🤣🤣🤣

Yeah now we’ve all learned something new.

I know that nasty thing and they are lucky, that they are no longer school... Because the African mother in me is provoking small small. You handled it very maturely, well done 😘

Relax relax🤣🤣🤣 they beg.

Thank you☺️

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I was like who will I send now to go help me buy CD 🤣🤣 but then whatever has a chronic side effect i dont dare to try it out let me be managing the face like that. 🤣

And again thanks for the information. 😄

Who will you send? You can get them yourself, girl!!🤣🤣

Don’t try it o, I beg you😂
You’re welcome

Are you sure you didn't show her the condom, well, she knowing condom and the use, good and side effects is not a problem. No one will tell her the truth, teach but be very technical.

Our parents didn't tell us the truth. They said if we touch a woman she will get pregnant.

Till now, no woman has gotten pregnant for me by touching her. Exposed he to some things but do this technically.

I’m not sure I get your point of view because I said very different things in the post though…nothing about the real use of condom or even pregnancy. lol

I understand, I am not saying saying you did, what I'm saying is that the equation she asked, is something, you were able to provide the answers. You know, when I was in her age, our mothers didn't tell us the truth, I mentioned that right?
In this case, she may not no the used, but however, you told her, and she now knows. She won't be fooled in issues like this outside their.

Ohhhh okay I get you

lol imagine her finding a condom in your stuff

as for the acne, I only hear the rumor that sperm helps to cure that, not condom lubricant

🤣🤣🤣 I can’t imagine

Sperm?!!! Let me go and look it up

So you don't have a condom.

Abenad. Protection is always adviced. Dangerous roads you're walking on without a condom 😞

Seki!!!!! I knew you will be here🤣🤣🤣

Looking for the condoms too

Ah ah, these kids will not kill us.😂😂😂 what is condom doing on your face in the first place. Tell her condom is meant for something else not to clear acne.

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This is funny, she wants to use CD to clear acne 😂😂, I've never heard of it before o...

Just imagine when she asked you for CD and you gave it to her, then she asks you what do you use it for, abenad you go explain tire no evidence 😂😂😂

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No evidence!!!🤣

This is both hilarious and sweet. Your sister is lucky to have you to help guide her as the big sister, and I think you're doing a great job. As for condoms helping with acne I am going to have to do more research before I can believe that!

Thank you☺️
That means a lot

Of course, that is something we are all going to have to do