CLOSED - Coffee Conversation: Event 56

ibbtammy 9 months ago

I have so many funny coffee stories but the most recent one is so funny that when I think about it just can’t but laugh.

So my boss got a new brand coffee and for reason I fell in love with this brand and as a result I took coffee more in the office.

My boss kept complaining that we were finishing his coffee but I and my friend assured him that it wasn’t the case.

Little did we know that our boss was watching our every move the next and just while we stood at the coffee making our coffee my boss barged into the room and started snapping and shouting evidence and he threatened us that he was going to post it in. Office group.

neilamarcano 9 months ago

Wow! What an anecdote, they caught them with their hand in the cafe I would say.
I imagine they stopped drinking their coffee after that, right?

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marlyncabrera 9 months ago

Caught red-handed! I would've died of embarrassment! Or I would've died laughing 😂

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mdosev 9 months ago

I wish all the community members a brew-tiful day, full of coffee-licious moments.

I like to play with words sometimes and when it is related to coffee this is even more fun. A tasty cup of specialty coffee is my ultimate tool to launch my day with the best vibes.

I cannot write a poem like @neilamarcano, but I feel like I want to… Maybe sometime in the future a muse will come and hit me hard… and then the words will start flowing. 😁

Wish all the community members a great Sunday!

neilamarcano 9 months ago

😁 I hope that muse comes little by little so that it doesn't hit you suddenly 🤭, I also like to start my morning ritual with all the possible specialties. I still maintain that preparing coffee is definitely an art for me, that's why my mornings are my best strokes, to start the day with a good vibe.

mdosev 9 months ago

I can really see your passion when you think and write/speak about coffee and That is awesome.

I will keep my eyes wide open for the muse. I don’t want to knock me down 😁

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neilamarcano 9 months ago

I think that in order to appreciate what we do, we must first love it. Just like that, you can enjoy it.

Open your eyes wide and stay alert that the muse is coming that way.

Excellent day and let the weekend conversation continue, greetings

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suezoe 9 months ago

I love that cup of coffee! 😍 Cats and coffee are excellent relaxants 😊💚

mdosev 9 months ago

We don’t have cat in our house, so the cup compensates it to some extent. About coffee… yes it is a good relaxant! 😉

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marlyncabrera 9 months ago

Looking forward to that brew-tiful poem 🙊

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numa26 9 months ago

@mdosev , the truth is that if you have a delicious cup of specialty coffee, ☕️ as a tool to start your day, there is nothing else to look for. I am sure that the muse will hit you so hard, that you will see stars, 🌟 satellites, ☄⭐️ and feel flavors like ecstasy, in every coffee you consume. Greetings.😍

mdosev 9 months ago

I am ready for the muse! 😁

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cirangela 9 months ago

By the way I love that phrase ♨️❤️☕ my best friend the coffee

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cirangela 9 months ago

Well about a year ago or maybe more, I received a gift from a very special person, the truth is I love details and more if they are thought about me, so I loved this one although to be honest, I found the design very funny 🤣 because it has nothing to do with my tastes, but I love its capacity and its design makes me laugh... especially because my imagination is very wide 😂 and I usually think as that funny horse standing on two legs accompanies me to take my coffee...

neilamarcano 9 months ago

It is a very nice detail and even more so if it comes from a person who took the time to find this beautiful mug that was not like the usual ones.
I think he showed you that every time he drinks your coffee, you will remember him, he was sure that when you look at the cup you would do so with that beautiful smile that characterizes you.

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cirangela 9 months ago

It's really funny, the horse is very funny 🤣 but I appreciate the detail from the bottom of my heart ❤️ because the mug is ideal to drink my coffee in larger quantities... Thank you

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neilamarcano 9 months ago

😂, it sounds like a song 😅: It's very funny, the horse is very funny
It's a very nice gesture, enjoy it, happy day

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rinconpoetico7 9 months ago

A very funny little horse, I would love to have a mug like that, it brightens anyone's day just by seeing it.

I leave you a cup of coffee for this day.☕

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cirangela 9 months ago

Thanks yep it's fun and by the way it allows us to have a good portion of coffee 😁 it would be that two in one.... Thanks

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marlyncabrera 9 months ago

The horse has attitude. I like it. I think I'd buy tha mug if I saw it in the store, haha. And if it's a gift, all the better!

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numa26 9 months ago

I imagine that every time you take a sip of coffee to your mouth, the little horse looks at you and neighs with happiness. A big hug, my friend.😍

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cirangela 9 months ago

The truth I think we are both happy ☕🤭 always makes me laugh that way of posing and that tie... that face says a lot... it's my turn to guess what he thinks... 🙂

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suezoe 9 months ago

Hahahaha I love the mug, it's really a fun design 🤣 I always think I'm in a bad mood until I taste the first drop of coffee; Furthermore, a cup will never be too big when it comes to coffee 😁 I have suffered a lot with small cups that are finished in a couple of sips. They are cute, yes... but for visitors, let them serve me in the big mug with the horse design, please 🤣💚

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chacald.dcymt 9 months ago

Coffee is my best friend

That's what I always say and I've been looking for a cup, which is more like a glass, with a silicone lid that won't burn my hands when drinking but will keep my coffee hot for a long time. Ufff, it seems hard to get, but a few days ago I found it in a popular store in my city in a new shipment that arrived.

I went crazy: I'm a bargain shopper and you won't believe the price....2.5$ .

I loved this and bought my mug.

Unfortunately they don't have home delivery so next week I'll be stopping by the store in person to pick it up.

This is the photo from the online catalog

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suezoe 9 months ago

Very good phrase 😍 After reading it, I remembered one that I usually use in one of the apps that I use the most and it says "Coffee, my anti-drug", I didn't remember it until I read your phrase haha coffee, for many of us, represents that small emotional support, like a pat on the back from a friend who is tired of hearing us complain about everyday life, but who in the end believes in us 😌 The design of the mug you chose to buy is very nice, I hope you enjoy it a lot when you finally buy it have with you 💚

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ibbtammy 9 months ago

Ohhh yeah I have a similar one over here but I think yours is cuter and yes I am a bargain shopper too😂

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neilamarcano 9 months ago

Nice phrase to refer to our precious liquid, this acquisition is beautiful 😍, the color and size are wonderful, I hope you drink many cups of it. Enjoy it a lot, Happy day, greetings

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chacald.dcymt 9 months ago

Thank you friend. I had a hard time finding what I wanted in a mug. So I hope to enjoy it to the fullest.

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neilamarcano 9 months ago

I am happy to read this, that is the idea, that we enjoy each acquisition to the fullest and are comfortable with it. Enjoy it

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numa26 9 months ago

Hi my precious @chacald.dcymt, That mug is a great hit because you will surely be able to enjoy your morning or afternoon coffee with it by your side. What a cool design. I liked it. It's true that hot coffee burns our lips, that's why I always drink it lukewarm. I hope you tell us about your experience with that new cup. A hug and love, my bella.😍🤗

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jordy0827 9 months ago

Wow what a great mug! And with the phrase you like haha. I loved that color and model of cup. I hope you show it off soon.

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rinconpoetico7 9 months ago

I agree with you, an unconditional friend who is always there, waiting in a cup to make us feel happy. A beautiful glass, I really like the colors and the simply charming inscription.

I leave you a cup of coffee for this day.☕

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marlyncabrera 9 months ago

Nice anecdote and even nicer cup. $2.5 seems like a bargain indeed. Also, I love the color. I'm sure that soon we'll see your photos with your new cup ❤️

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cirangela 9 months ago

It's very nice and practical your new mug, you know I've seen those in traki, although the price is higher, I know the quality is very good... I hope you can get your mug soon and enjoy a good coffee in this ☕.

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rinconpoetico7 9 months ago

Excellent Sunday of conversation coffee lovers.

Today I come to participate in this week's conversation with an anecdote that happened to me with coffee.

This happened several years ago, it was when I attended a mass in memory of a deceased relative, here it is customary every year to have a mass in memory of a relative who has passed away, the family gathers and attends the liturgical celebration and then people are invited to have coffee at the house of the person who organized the liturgical meeting. Well, having given you the context, I will now tell you the anecdote.

Once we left the church they took us to have coffee at an uncle's house. The family gathered in that house, shared, laughed, talked and updated the family gossip, haha.

I was with some cousins, I remember it was in the courtyard of the house and they served us coffee with a delicious sweet bread. It was so as I took the first sip of coffee, I don't remember exactly what a cousin said, which caused me to laugh tremendously, and the coffee from my mouth came out expelled from my nose and mouth. The worst part was that the coffee ended up in the face of a cousin who was in front of me. I died of embarrassment while the others burst into loud laughter. It was one of the biggest embarrassments I have ever had in my life.

I hope I made you laugh a little with my anecdote. I hope to read in your comments anecdotes or phrases of the coffee.

Here's a delicious cup of coffee to start the new week. Cheers!☕

My little cup of coffee❤️

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marlyncabrera 9 months ago

That's funny! 😂🤣 Something similar happened to me the first time I tried whiskey; just as I had the drink in my mouth and not enjoying it at all, someone made a joke and I blurted it all out like a geyser in the face of an old man. It was very embarrassing; he was like eighty. I remember it now and it seems funny, but back then I wanted a hole to open up in the ground and swallow me up and drop me in China, hahaha. So I understand you perfectly!

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neilamarcano 9 months ago

They are things that happen, those anecdotes remind us of unforgettable moments, between laughter and joy things happen, we are lovers of good things, Coffee is life and life is a roulette wheel that spins and spins and we fall into another cup of coffee 😄☕

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numa26 9 months ago

So would be the joke your cousin told, which made you burst out laughing. The coffee was not to blame, it was your cousin. Good thing you don't wear dentures because I don't know where he would have hit the girl. Greetings and love.🤣

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chacald.dcymt 9 months ago

Hahahaha.

I think coffee is more than just a drink, it's a way of life. I think we are a group of coffee lovers who meet here every week to tell anecdotes and preferences for our favorite pastime.
Happy start of the week full of good coffee.

!HUG

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hug.bot 9 months ago

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suezoe 9 months ago

Hello all coffee lovers! Once again, I can't help but think of those comical moments in television series where some character is portrayed reiterating their need for coffee. In my case, everyone who knows me knows that I can't start my day without first having a cup of coffee and if someone invites me to stay at their house, I never forget to mention that; Luckily, the people I know have coffee makers, so there isn't much of a problem with the issue. But I think if I had to create a motto about coffee, it would be with one of my most recurring thoughts: "I can skip breakfast, but never the first coffee in the morning." I know, it's not a healthy decision, but on occasions when I have to leave the house quickly and have breakfast on the street, I always do it with a little coffee in my stomach 🤣

A memorable anecdote I could tell about coffee would be a couple of meetings I had with a friend a few years ago, who knew about reading palm lines. I never asked her to do it, but she always told me "let's go have a coffee" and there, far from everyone's sight, she read my personality and future through my hand. It was a quite interesting experience because at that time, I was very reserved and the things he told me about myself that I had never told him made me realize that it was a real gift. I did not meet this friend again, but I remember those moments and above all, the delicious mochaccino or cappuccino coffee that we ordered 💚

Meme I made with my cup of coffee this morning. I feel very identified 😅

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ibbtammy 9 months ago

To date I haven't had my palm read and I really want to. Imagine having that kind of your friend I'd tell him to read my palm every single time things go wrong😂😂

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suezoe 9 months ago

Hahahaha Before I only let her do it because she was the one who offered, but now, I'm very curious. Although I think that it is not a type of reading to be done all the time, since the lines reflect something concrete in life such as the number of children you will have, your personality and how long you will live... I don't think we can see if the person we like at a certain moment, whether it suits us or not or whether we should make an investment in something 😅 although well, I don't read palms, so...

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neilamarcano 9 months ago

I've heard a lot about that, but I prefer to move on as I am, lest they tell me you're not going to drink more coffee, can you imagine?
I can also skip breakfast, but I don't think my coffee, greetings

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suezoe 9 months ago

Hahahahaha definitely, even if that came out there, it would be very difficult advice to take 😆

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marlyncabrera 9 months ago

Hey, coffee lovers!

Today I have a temporary cat for my coffee photos 😁 This is Kikín, the last rescued kitten that my sister took to be neutered; I took the picture on Saturday morning. I didn't have work until 1 p.m., so I took it slow both my morning and my coffee... and took my time to get to know Kikín better. He's really sweet.

I've had so much coffee in my life that I should still have many anecdotes to tell. I've been thinking about this since I read this week's topic for the Coffee Conversation, but my memory has a life of its own and does what it wants when it wants, so I'm sticking to puns because I love them. There's one that seems appropriate for the occasion, since I just posted about mistakes with coffee orders:

Sip happens is good when they get your coffee order wrong 😒

You order an almond milk latte because you're lactose intolerant, and they bring you a latte with almond milk but they had added infamous cream! You drink it thinking that everything is OK, and then you get sick. Your friend is waiting for you outside the restromm in the coffee shop and she says:

"Sip happens."
🙊🙈🤣

I think it's hilarious and silly, so it's perfect for my coffee humor❤️

ibbtammy 9 months ago

"Sip happens."

Hahahahahaha indeed sip happens😂😂😂😂

marlyncabrera 9 months ago

It does!!! 😂

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neilamarcano 9 months ago

As lovers of good coffee and lactose intolerant, we have experienced those situations of errors in the order. They are anecdotes to continue telling and nothing to be sad about. Let's continue for good cups of coffee 🥰☕

marlyncabrera 9 months ago

Oh, it's an awful experience for people who are seriously intolerant. I've seen things! 🤣

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neilamarcano 9 months ago

Me too, horrible and disgusting 🤭😁

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numa26 9 months ago

Hi, I love your coffee humor. All I can tell you is that we caffeine addicts have black blood running through our veins. Regards .

marlyncabrera 9 months ago

My veins are overflowing with coffee, my friend!

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numa26 9 months ago

Imagine your circulatory system. Ha, ha, ha. All that bloodstream overflowing with coffee. ☕️ Long live coffee! ☕️ Cheers @marlyncabrera, and love. 😍

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rinconpoetico7 9 months ago

You made me laugh with your anecdote, and in truth it has happened to me too, but luckily for me I haven't gotten sick, just the speech of taking what was not asked for.🤭

I leave you a cup of coffee for this day.☕

marlyncabrera 9 months ago

Well, that anecdote never happened, luckily! 😁

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jordy0827 9 months ago

In Cuba there are many jokes related to coffee, mainly about the subsidised coffee, which is sold at a lower price than what it normally costs in the shop or in any private shop, but it is also of lower quality. What happens is that lately this packet of coffee is sold less and less frequently, and this is often not because there is a problem of availability with the coffee itself, but with what the coffee beans are mixed with, which is made with pea beans, umjum, coffee with peas....

And lately in Cuba what is scarce is the pea to mix the coffee, and that always unleashes a sea of memes and jokes because if there is one thing we know how to do, it is to laugh at ourselves. Once they gave the news that the peas came on a ship from Canada and supposedly the place where the ship was was frozen, so it couldn't leave and that's why they didn't sell subsidised coffee for several months. That news unleashed many jokes and jokes on the internet and since then they haven't stopped, something always happens with the peas that delays the distribution of coffee "por la libreta" as we say here 😅.

Personally, I always make fun of my husband for the excessive amount of coffee he always drinks, he serves it in a mug, and I almost always tell him that what he needs is to serve it in a bucket 🪣 because it's too much.

Here is my cup of coffee, and yes, I know it's a bit big too...

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marlyncabrera 9 months ago

Oh, dear, those peas! We had a peas & coffee episode that lasted two years here in Venezuela (2016-2017). I learned that people in the countryside were "brewing" peanuts, but that is actually something I'd like to try. You have the book over there (la libreta). We have CLAP here; a 100 gr bag of awful coffee is never missing in the CLAP bag.

I love your cup and saucer! ❤️

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jordy0827 9 months ago

We are so similar in some things, Venezuela and Cuba!

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marlyncabrera 9 months ago

We are! Hopefully, we will have happier anecdotes to tell in the ner future ☕️

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jordy0827 9 months ago

Jaja yes, it's true, we have to see the good side.

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rinconpoetico7 9 months ago

Coffee with peas didn't know that, he asked me how it will affect the flavor. Governments really invent things that are unbelievable.🤭

I leave you a cup of coffee for this day, of course without peas. Ha ha.
You said a big mug.🤭☕

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jordy0827 9 months ago

Well, imagine the taste hehe 🥴

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numa26 9 months ago

I thought your husband is the coffee addict, but if that's your cup, it means you both consume the nectar of the gods, in large quantities. Just like that. The pea thing was really funny to me. Wow what a crazy thing to say.

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jordy0827 9 months ago

Haha, yes here in Cuba everything is very crazy.

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chacald.dcymt 9 months ago

Hahaha it's true. My friends sent me 2 packages of "blended" coffee the last time I received a package from Cuba. It said in a note: so you don't miss coffee with peas. 🤭🤭🤭.

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jordy0827 9 months ago

Haha, you do know what I'm talking about.

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