I have a vaporizing, semi-automatic, AI-driven, heat-seeking, steampunk-designed, machine gun. I’ve been training it on machine-learning algorithms for a few days now, but I’m warning you guys, NOW, I’m a damn good programmer and I’m quick.

See, it’s simple - touch my coffee and find out just how good I am 😊 😡 😤 😠

In defense of the realm,
I can’t choose.
May the force protect and guide you!

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