If I had to choose, perhaps I would go with not tasting coffee. There's something about the aroma. It's like magic when brewed. It takes you to places. Almost nostalgic. If I can smell it, I could pretend to be drinking it. Coffee without that signature smell is just Ewww.
This would be me without coffee. I guess I would just snap at everyone around me. I'd probably act like mean fairies are whispering in my ears, nasty things to do.