It was a delight to read your post first thing in the morning. It was funny and nicely written, and I'd have had no problem reading another 499 words of anything you had to say... but thanks for observing the rules:)
For a moment there, I thought you'd "sell your soul"... I am glad you opted for a little cafe which turned out to be awesome, as they MOST times are...
Did you eat all that lemon pie ice cream by yourself? 😆