COMEDY FOOD CRIMES! #comedyopenmic

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Crime rates are increasing, this phrase took me into the world where I couldn't imagine my soul in my body. I felt my spirit flee from my body due to the horror. My legs were shivering. I felt cringes in each bone of my body. All the scientific theories related to blood circulation were experienced by me. How the retina within the eye socket blinks I felt it.

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Before moving further let me describe the occasional crimes which siblings commit. I know these would be fun but we all prayed and called the police if our parents wouldn't be involved. Tell me one thing, what type of this behavior is to eat the ordered meal and remove all the witnesses after this crime? They help us to remain engaged in finding the food which is already in the process of digestion in their stomach. My siblings even do paste after wrapping up my meal as they know I am going to find the fibers of meat from their mouths, lol. Still, they steal my food.

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Telling the mama fictional story of our relationship I meant this for real. If I have taken them in my class they stare at each girl's behavior toward me. And at the end of the day, they blackmail us by saying I am going to expose your affair. Like Bro, if a girl smiled at me (for once In my life ) does this mean it's love between us ?? Girls aside, even they blame my boys company for this. They haven't witnessed us having cigarettes why do they blame us for this ( I mean why give the proof for this hey hey don't check my pents as I have an emergency cigarette saved there)

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Using the things without permission, I think for this the police have to attest them. Courtesy and manners will curse them, why do they wear our branded shoes for playing cricket? Why do they take our outfits which don't suit them? Using perfumes and hair spray without knowing their worth. Grabbing the headphones and then using them wrongly like they are free to use. Inviting friends to my parties like I am distributing free food to charity.

Moving to the starting narrative when I witnessed the crime in front of me. Instead, I was the one with whom this crime was committed. I can't be the one who could do any such crime to anyone. One issue is that Power wasn't given to me. And if it was allotted still I didn't have the stamina to finish all this. Why horror was taking my soul into the sky, why my legs were shivering? Who was responsible for doing this to me? It was a human being. The distance between me and the criminal was a few inches. I still tremble after recalling that moment. My eyes forgot to blink and my face came across the cold and odd breeze. A crime she committed was unforgivable. Such stuff must not be done with a sensitive heart person. And before doing this she should think a thousand times. I have a beautiful heart and a handsome face but this doesn't mean I should be tickled with soft hands. She committed this crime and left me dead.

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Don't die so easily, she might have a thought for me that's why she said no to you. Nothing to worry about. I will tell her that you are fine.... Kidding.. sorry.. i understand your feelings, I hope you get better than you deserve

Moms and siblings are always like this here haha.... When a girl looks at us, they think it's LOVE !LOLZ

Don't worry you too, we both will die single.

I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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Those pain in the ass of siblings! Haha

So, you figured out it was a burrito 🌯😂

Nice mister detective !LOLZ

Of course I’ll figure it out!

I have myself some of those moles* under my skin too. 😂

Shhhh 😜🤫 lol

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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Hahaha....your siblings are funny 😂😂
Okay , DLM maybe you should also plan on leaving singlehood soon😉😅😂
What do think? ..lol

@idksamad78699 nahhhhh, she is adding me to your die single people.

Nke, a handsome (xD) man like me deserve a beautiful soul. If I don't fine anyone, you can find for me. This give me an idea, we were adding a new category and I can pick this singlehood topic.

Or next time, I can joke about singlehood.

Like Bro, if a girl smiled at me (for once In my life ) does this mean it's love between us ?? Girls aside, even they blame my boys company for this.

My favourite part xD

Hqhqhq, true single is here it's me... Dlm, hmmm - engaged? With hive.... Right? !LOL

Bruh, find me one too!! lemme know Where to apply??

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It hurts @idksamad78699

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Tf. Hqhqhqhqhqhqq !LOL 😂

Hahaha 😂🤣
Funny....apply within, xd

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Name; @idksamad78699
Age: is just a number
Interested in: Females.

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DLM you deserve a beautiful soul indeed however I can't find one for you because I don't know your spec for a wife...lolz

Just go into ultimate search and catch the big fish 🐟 in the river ..xd

Singlehood topic will make a lot of sense... can't wait to laugh out my worries with the comedy post 😂

because I don't know your spec for a wife

The human being should be breathing.

and catch the big fish 🐟 in the river

You mean money or weight and size? (No insult to big people intended, they are fluffy 🙂)

You will never find any law about it 😂
You have to face these happily or with sadness until you introduce your tag team partner (you life partner) to your family 🤣

The game will be more difficult, if you take that serious, so be polite...

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GO GO GO siblings GO

Go go go siblings go

I laughed at this lol

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I thought you would say she ate your burger. !LOLZ but she tickled. There is no solution to this hehe.

My sons fight a lot. They take each other's toys and then a battle begins. Huuuuh! I am so tired

My two niece are same. I am living a life of father without becoming one. They do WWE with me.

Lolz. You are Mama...... Mama means two times Maa

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A receding hare line.

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They help us to remain engaged in finding the food which is already in the process of digestion in their stomach.

😂don't we just love our siblings.
Surely it's time to bring that girlie home to show mum😏😉

Not when they eat our cookies haha