They say that age is just a number, but in truth, it serves as a constant reminder that you are becoming older and that your time on earth is running out.
When you start using pharmaceuticals and prescription medications, drinking herbal infusions, and keeping an eye out for articles about "How to stay or live young," you pay a higher price for your daily attempt to be really young every day.
You are always pondering whether there is a way to go back in time to the years when you were young and vibrant and living your best life. If you still believe that growing older is pointless, you can ask Jay Z to sing "Forever Young".
The Age Reduction Machine (A.R.M.) is the first model that would naturally reduce your age to a youthful age and allow you to do whatever you desire to do with your new age. As a result, after months and years of intense training and devotion to science, I was able to discover what scientists like Albert Einstein or Charles Darwin could not put together.
So I put out a list of just three things I would do if I could turn back time. Trust me, I wouldn't dare turn back time to do something mundane.
I've always said that nothing can prepare you for the difficult life that is adulthood; as soon as I use A.R.M. to turn back the clock, I would feel like a child again. I miss the days when I could wake up and remember that all I needed to do was play in the sand and build sand castles; I didn't have to worry about what to eat or drink; and the bills weren't waiting to be paid with my debit card. I just lean back and take pleasure in my parents treating me like a baby boy.
I definitely want to awaken being thrown in the air by my parents, becoming the center of attention, wearing diapers and having them changed frequently (no one washes your buttocks as an adult), having unrestricted access to all the toys in the toy aisle, being fed and coaxed to stop crying as a baby, and attending all the birthday and school parties.
You can see how absurd age limits can be while looking for love. Doing anything to avoid having people comment on how old you appear, ask you why you've waited so long to meet someone special, or even simply not seeing anyone in your age range to socialize with is extremely absurd.
With the help of A.R.M., I can now enter the world of online dating with confidence, knowing that I appear attractive as a young man without a wink, and that women can fully submit their requests for the key to my heart.
My life is currently structured; I have a set wake-up time, a schedule of what to do and where to be at what time, and an ongoing quest to continue earning money and leading a comfortable life.
You have to attend school, work hard in class, read for exams, graduate from college, serve in the military, find a job or pursue a master's degree. When you add years to your life, they pass by so quickly that it seems as though the level of difficulty in your game is rising. However, with A.R.M, if life tries to do too much, I just cut my age and start the process over.
These ideas were mainly backed by years of imaginations that would be possible if I had the opportunity, just like Ben Carson said "Dream Big", there is actually no crime in a young child dreaming for the best to happen to him and age reduction should be the goal
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