THEY NEVER SEE ME COMING- YOUR NIGHTMARE

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Ever had those late nights thought of disappearing into thin air?

I can bet you have also heard tiny voices asking you, if you wish you can disappear?

Well, you are not the one crazy person because I have over a million thought of what to do if I can disappear

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Becoming the most powerful superhero would be an incredible thrill; Iron Man, Superman, and all other Marvel and DC heroes would be forced into early retirement.

Some could say that turning invisible is a disease, but if you go back to your high school days when you had to present in front of the whole class, you probably wished the ground would just open up and swallow you whole. Nothing compares to that feeling of disappearing.

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THE SUPERHERO

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Like my fellow colleagues The Incredible Hulk, Superman, and Iron Man, the concept of super heroism has long been one of power and skill. Yet, never have I considered what may occur if the enemies of the city are unable to see me coming.

I would be seated among them while they planned to raid or destroy the city, listening to their strategies for breaching the security and presumably robbing or hurting people. Allow them to arrive at the attack's location and find the money, then quickly appear and vanish, grabbing each of them and throwing them in jail.

I could put an end to a lot of illegal activity in the city and the country as a whole because being invisible allows me to not only physically vanish but also to grasp what people are thinking, saying, and planning. You may now refer to me as Invisible Man.

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PRESS SKIP ANYTIME

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I can skip everything I choose, especially the monstrous Mondays, just as the computers can sleep when we tell them to. In order to dodge the terrible Monday traffic or the tedious morning meeting, as well as missing breakfast, I would get up whenever I wanted and simply disappear to work.

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I simply press the skip button whenever Life decides to be bitchy by vanishing into another dimension and playing a wonderful Michael Jackson song while serving up burgers and ice cream. The most interesting part would be switching on and off at any time.

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FREEDOM

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With no offense intended for those who have fought for freedom, I believe they were the Alpha and Omega in that struggle. The kings struggle to free their people, or the people rebel against the rulers, just like in the movies.

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The "SHOULD, IF, OR WHY" issues associated with recovering independence are eliminated by my power of invisibility; instead, it simply grants me the freedom to do whatever I want, with an emphasis on doing it unseen. Although, other from witches and wizards flying around on broomsticks, I have yet to witness any type of invisibility, it would be wonderful to have the opportunity to possess this skill since it has to be the greatest gift given to mankind since ancient civilisation.

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It would be amazing and fun trying to outsmart and go beyond those going into illegal activities. This means being ahead of them and their plans would make them unsuccessful in their operations and you have successfully saved the world by being an invincible hero.

The absolute idea in my head until I decide to do otherwise..haha

Saying Monday traffics alone makes me conclude 90% that you stay in Lagos 😅😅

Superhero Sir.... Remember to bring money alongside all your activities because superheroes don't get paid
If the 24hours elapses, what you gonna do if you don't have enough cash😅😅

I stay in PH.. Been to lagos once but traffic seems to be general although Lagos is goated

Really... That's the first time I'm hearing of PH traffic

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I must say you really have an amazing ideas on how been invisible would benefit you. Is nice going through your blog. Thanks for sharing...

I am glad you appreciate my ideas, hopefully we can turn invisible toegther

All I see here, is an invisible hero to his world 🌎😂, no wonder we call you Mr president because u have the good of your nation at heart. I wish being invisible will be possible for you somebody to actualise your vision..lol

Until I change my mind and do otherwise..haha but for now I think I am good with adding value

Hilarious 🤣, so you think, because you are invincible you can skip Mondays abi? Invisibility doesn't give you advantage over time o, if you can skip Monday, then it will affect everyone. Monday that week will have to be eliminated for everyone in the universe but it will still be a Monday the following day anyways because no one will notice that the day was skipped.. super story....

You too like superheroes abeg😁, we will gather money and buy you a super hero suit, maybe similar to that of superman, then you become the Nigerian invincible man🤣🤣

Well, being invincible is a special gift, and I love how you planned to use yours if granted the opportunity. You are not driven by greed, you want your nation to be in peace and order and I think that's a great thing for any reasonable person to think of. Without peace , law and order, no matter the amount of wealth we amass, we will not enjoy it the way it ought to be so long as we are in that very location. For the pureness of your heart maybe if God is creating men again, he would add that to your traits🤣

For a moment, I felt like this was an original post,lol imaginations are killing you my friend, I get that...Lol did you say God will add that to your trait.hahaha

Hahahahahaha... Omo don't mind my imaginations, sorry for stressing you with the long comment, you post is just too juicy that I can't even find a full stop to what I want to say...

Hehehe, yeah don't you want it? 🤣