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Against oat milk: Tyroleans get FFP2 masks made from mountain cheese

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The situation is serious. In order to prevent an exponential spread of the "white plague", the Tyrolean state government decided to make FFP2 mountain cheese masks compulsory in all public spaces. It is intended to protect people in Tyrol from contamination with oat milk...

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2 years ago in #hive-155986 by ebersaufighter1

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ebersaufighter1 2 years ago

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hivebuzz 2 years ago

Dear @ebersaufighter1,
May we ask you to review and support the our proposal renewal so our team can continue its work?
You can support the new proposal (#248) on Peakd, Ecency, Hive.blog or using HiveSigner.
https://peakd.com/me/proposals/248

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hivebuzz 2 years ago

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brianoflondon 2 years ago

My previous @v4vapp proposal has expired. I have a new one which is running but unfunded right now. I'm still running @v4vapp and all my other services but I may have to increase the 0.8% fee to 2.0% if I continue to be unfunded.

Please consider asking your friends to vote for prop #244 or consider unvoting the HBD stabilizer explained below.

For understandable reasons in the current crypto climate it is harder to get funded by the DHF, I accept this so I'm asking a wider audience for help again. I will also redraft this proposal with more details (coming soon). I'm also looking for other funding sources.

Additionally you can also help with a vote for Brianoflondon's Witness using KeyChain or HiveSigner

If you have used v4v.app I'd really like to hear your feedback, and if you haven't I'd be happy to hear why or whether there are other things you want it to do.

The bar to be funded is set by the HBD Stabilizer, the more votes that has, the more votes @v4vapp needs to be funded. If you want to reconsider supporting that proposal and unvote it, that would also help me (and others so you have to weigh this choice.)

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