Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Time
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

• If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
• Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

• Best Pun...

• Best Pun of the Entire Week...

• Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

All three! @rayius, @doctorcrypto, @quinnertronics

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Time
As in
What time did we get the kiddo to bed? Judging by how clumsy he got, it was too late o’clock.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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