This is Monday Zapfic in which we try to create a story in 240 characters or less! Today's prompt is "stamp." The instructions are here in case you want to try.
Not a Prize-Winning Potato
She had to get ahold of him urgently, but he had no phone or email.
His giant vegetable, revealed by DNA not to be a potato after all, was disqualified by the prize jury.
She sent a letter by post. He arrived anyhow, irate.
Oops. No stamp.
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