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Well, hello, new friends and new neighbors here on the HIVE Blockchain. Dare I say "family"? Yes, I dare, but would I? ...
No, I´m not retarded, I mean. Some of you are weird, and I receive far too many dickpicks, given that I do NOT solicit them!
My stance on dickpicks is as it always has been. That I send a lot of them, but would rather not receive any. "Wink-Wink" ;)
at all! However, that is in no way a sign of my "ANTI-gay" or, as some would call it "aggressive" stance on the issue of homosexuality. !LULZ
What is that? It's a token, (Yeah, they're fine with being linked to pedophilia and homosexuality in my weekly "ponderings" for the local press.
As my stance towards them "fags" has admittedly become more militaristic during these most recent outbreaks of mass homosexuality (The Russian invasion of Ukraine). It´s just the onslaught of Russian military personnel running a train on each other, doing circle jerks, "like it ain´t no thing!"
This GIF was also considered to follow the last sentence!
Yeah! Heh, images, visuals.
Graphic imagery I've dug up from the fringes of the dark web.
As well as from my uncle Anrdré´s but he´s a pedophile, with so called "good contacts" in the triad of the "Pedo-Homo-Russo Triad,"
But other than that's he´s mostly harmless, he says."
I don't give a shit about where he sticks his dick, as long as its nowhere near me. lol!
And don't be coming round here judging me, I ain´t doin that shit with him!
It's disgusting!
But I ain't telling on him, never!
I ain´t no snitch like that!
Eythorphoto!
This has been your "Saturday Shit-post" or "Weekend-Freewrite." I haven't decided yet. Each would be the first edition written anyway, maybe even the last. Also, I tend to wander with my mind as much as I ponder, with it!
Well, to the chosen name, I´d then be adding the classical yet elegant *Mr. Photo´s" (as a sign of certain "class" quality the post promises the reader it might possess. Prestige if you will).
Something the GIF above is completely lacking in both areas.
I, however, blatantly put it at the top of this post for attention-grabbing purposes, along with the intriguing headline.
As I needlessly, without a thought, attempt to grab on to as much attention and traction as I can this Saturday to premiere this GIF this whole post was really written as a justification for the post.
The GIF is hilarious. There is no arguing there. However, what I find interesting is how a foul-mouthed young man like myself couldn't find an opening for a GIF bearing the name and wording out "we´re all homos."
It´s just so clean, effortless, and the message is clear. It´s not a complex joke or meme. It's a "straight shooter" and with a grain of salty truth, that is If you are a Russian soldier partaking in sucking off your General Vladimir´s sweaty crotch near a southern port city named Odesa, and you just miss your young teen girlfriend back home in Petrograd. And you think about the local Oligarc´s rowdy bull like son (and possibly some of his "cool" friends) ponding away at her, well their pus*y.
And you think of the deranged motfu*rs that sent you to this hellish war, and it also slowly dawns upon you.
You are the aggressor here, the bad guy! well, FML! i guess...
Thank you for reading this first-ever edition of the "Saturday´s Shit-Post with Mr.Photo."
Until next Saturday, where I´ll have an assortment of "mind-fuCks" and philosophical ramblings on "things" as well as some exclusive content, and an image of David Beckham the famed footballer.
Have a wonderful weekend, and stay safe everybody!
This has been a 100% POWER UP!
Your favorite blockchain "expert!"
Mr.Eythorphoto!