in #5 months ago

Alternative Times News Flashed!
"European News November 1962 reporting wide scale panic all over the major cities in Europe as explosions destroyed countless statues all over Europe as what some say is the Soviet Union's reneging on their promise to no longer make missile deliveries to Cuba as signed under President Kennedy in September.
When contacted, the Soviet Representative denied and shrugged, "We have nothing to do with that, even Lenin's statue got blown up, however was also found evidence of unusual pigeon remains. We work with chickens and not pigeons. Ask NATO, they do pigeons."
Meanwhile there has been a long wait for a reply from NATO.

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Imagine that, the Cold War could have escalated into a Mutually Assured Destruction of all Statues and Chicken coops all over the world.