Collection of Funny And Heartbreaking Stories

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Laughter is the best medicine, they say. My mother always says that it is a universal language that we all use to convey joy and that it is the language that unites us on a bad day.

Today I have put together a collection of funny and heartbreaking stories to tickle your fancy and leave everyone in stitches and hopefully it will give you a good laugh to brighten up your dullest day.


My mother and bee


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When my mother was struggling financially, ee faced so much challenges and one of the challenges we faced was providing food. That time food provisions was difficult for her so she decided to start farming, which she had experienced before when his father was alive, but this adventure is new to me, I never used to go to the farm talking about starting a farm.

I remember well the day mom and I arrived at the farm, I really wanted to explore every corners, I walked along the hill because the farm is inbetween the hills. I saw a beehive closer to our farm and i was curious and somewhat problematic in the farm.

I couldn't resist researching how bees make honey. I ran back to call my mom where she was works that I saw a beehive. "Mommy, let's see what the buzzing bees are up to!" And let's drink some honey,” I invited her to come. And my mother is a kind of iron woman who loves adventure and was also a working woman. She agreed to accompany me and go to the place where I saw the beehive and I was excited.

But the funniest thing is that I don't get closer when she carefully approaches the hive, I stay far away. But she walked carefully to the hive so as not to disturb the busy bees making honey, and I watched from a distance, thinking that even if my mother accidentally disturbed the bee they would not come after me, at least I will be careful good at one side, i don't want any annoying sting.

In the first attempt, my mother used the tip of her hand to touch the honey and came to me and asked me to taste it. The honey is delicious in my mouth and I can't help asking for more, but instead of telling me to come alone, my mom did it again while I was still standing in the same position looking at her from a distance. . On his second attempt, he accidentally tripped and bumped into the hive, causing the hive to shake violently. The bee sense that threat, andthe bees sprang into action and swarmed around my mother.

I didn't realize that until I saw her dance and swatted the bees, run, duck and strike to escape their stings. I started laughing where I am as my mother dances to the beat of the bee.

My mom accidentally does a quick and fun dance, oh no! He performed an impromptu bee dance until she bend for a few minutes before the bees flew back to their hive.

But when he returned to where I was, her eyes bulging like someone fighting Antonio Joshua, I asked her, "What happened, did those bee just give you a bee pat or you are fighting an invisible man, because I was seeing you dancing and now your eyes bulging?"

I asked her again, "Where's the honey?" She replied with an angry face, "The honey is there, go get it and fight the invisible man as well." I dare not go with what I have seen, the place is forbidden territory for me, I would rather forget the honey.


Luckily you don't work for Dullard


I believe that luck exists, but there are certain areas where the chance of luck is slim, and one of those areas is under the defense of a project. If you can't present your project properly, I don't know what to expect other than failure.

Yes, a big failure awaits you 🤣 or did you think that lucky is for everyone?

Lucky is not for everyone, I knew that during the defense of my project at school. On the day of the project defense, strange things happen that day. First of all, my outfit didn't fit. I'm rushing because I've spent too much time sleeping preparing how to defend the project.

Did I just say I'm sleeping and preparing on how I'm going to defend? Yes! I know what I mean, don't ask me, but if you insist. What happened is that I had a dream of what my presentation would look like. In that dream I enjoyed the way I shone, everyone clapped and praised me. In fact, I don't want to get out of bed because I'm already enjoying the toast.

But dullard is unlucky when it comes to defending what they know, I'll always say that. My presentation was unfortunate, when I arrived at the room they asked me about my project scope.

The question really confused me and instead of talking about my project, you know what I said? "Microscope, oh no! I don't have one, I'll go get one from the lab." Another teacher asked me for an 'introduction' and I thought he was asking me about myself and everything about me.

I started with;

My name is Adeyemi….

My parents name is Adeogun….

We are originally from Ogun State…

I finished my primary school education in 2007.

My father married three women…

I like to play football....

Suddenly one of those teachers stopped me and asked what can I say about my project, that's the question.

Oh, I thought you were asking about my family, okay, my project is a water level indicator. But before I could say anything about my project: time is not on my side, they sent me away.

Still yet I am expecting to score higher mark with that rubbish i said inside, myself know i don't really need to check the results, but thinking I might have a lucky.


Thanks for Reading, Have a Wonderful Day

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Why didn't you go and take the honey, when you insist you did not saw what happened to your mother, you should have gone there, and taste how it feels to dance and fight an invincible man, honeybee taste so nice, I remember when I have had this similar incident, I was going to fetch firewoods with my friend's and then we saw the honeybee in a tree, two people volunteer and climbed the tree, we ate the honey, but something like this happened and a lot of people were bitten by those bees.

I guess your eyes bulging like my mom's eyes🤣 honestly I can't dare going with what I saw, who knows maybe my own will be more terrible

Mother's are truly a rare gem, she went in for you but it reach your turn to go and get it, you refused, I wish she didn't follow you to the beehive place.

Yes she's nice woman that is why I always took advantage of that. But that is her responsibility as a mother, I have little intelligence so I can't go to the honeybees

you even thank God your mum is a kind woman for leaving to work around the farm even to see bee i remember back then when am going to farm with my mother any day she spoke about farm with me i became upset but i dont have any means than to go because my feeding is with her for that day i can see your mom is very kind but you are not kind as well you want to take honey but you are afraid of the bees but you want your mum to give you to take if i were your mum if you ask me i will just give you a slap

Yes I know she's kind that why I always took advantage of her. But to be honest she supposed to do that, how will you expect me to go and picked honey myself, I'm too small mehn 🤣

okay i can see all the dearest

Lol, this was hilarious.
Don't be surprised when you receive microscopic scores for your efforts.

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 is there anything like microscope effort. Oh you'll be the baddest teacher if you're the one supervising me.

I can't stop laughing 🤣
I am imagining how you might have been feeling when they sent you away

I feel like they should give me more time maybe I would present well. But in my mind I'm not sure, maybe I will continue speaking nonsense with confidence 🤣

😆😆😆 who family epp? Lol
You already failed woefully because that wasn't the question you were asked 😂😂😂
Don't expect higher score please. Lol

Atleast I'm present that day, so I deserved attendance mark🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hehehe 😀

Did I do the right thing or just fooling myself 😂😂

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