Hello guys, it's good to be part of this great community. Big shout-out to the brains behind this initiative. Let's have fun guys.
Menh over here in Nigeria you will here some questions that are being asked and you will be like what's going on, what's really happening in this country
In Nigeria you hear question like:
My friend entering the house and noticing I am in the toilet, he will be like: You day toilet ?(Are you in the toilet ?) 
Me hearing his question will be like: No oo I am in the kitchen.
My neighbour entering my house to charge phone after seeing my Generator is own.
Neighbour: You on Gen?(did you on your gen?)
Me in my mind: No ooo na car I on.
Me leaving my friends house especially @gone-hive you will hear
@gone-hive: you don day go?(Are you leaving?)
Me: No ooo I am swimming.
You watching football in your house and somebody like @gone-hive comes in, you must hear question like
@gone-hive: you day watch ball?(Are you watching ball?
Mehn if you are the one what will be your response to this question?
Me eating rice and my friend @milroz comes in, you must hear
@milroz: na rice you dey chop?(Are you eating rice?)
Me I will be like: No ooooo I day chop moimoi.
Me a little bit confuse and trying to ask for directions
The person I am asking will be like: Oga you loss?( Did you miss road?)
Me in my mind: if I no miss road I for day ask you question.
Nigerian is just fool of clowns, though I am proud to be a Nigerian.
My friends in Nigeria have you noticed that goats always cross the road whenever they see an incoming vehicle. And the amazing part is that they will all walk majestically as if they really want you to hit them.