in #hive-1641662 years ago

That's a coincidence. I too weigh 3,362 kg. You must have a crystal ball Claudia. Over here we call eggplants aubergines. Look at you with your Americanisms.

Waiter: Are you here to eat?
Me: No, the brothel was closed so up so I thought I'd come have sex here.

Did the waiter serve you up some eggplant?
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Did the waiter serve you up some eggplant

😂😂💔💔💔..You always have to have the most perfect reply don't you?

Once again you have foiled my plans to bring you down. But don't worry, I don't give you so easily 😌😌

It looks like the start of a beautiful relationship. I will message your brother to get his blessing.