Positivity

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Positivity


Be positive is what they said to me.

You are always so negative is what they said.

Positivity is a choice they said.

Positivity is good they said.

When you are negative you can't be happy they said.

Good things will happen when you are positive they said.

Positivity is a valuable skill they said.

You live longer and are healthier when you are positive they said.



Well I took it to heart and decided to be positive.

Last week I did.

Today officials told me how positive I am.

Right now I'm not sure if I'm healthier being positive.

Not even sure if my positivity makes me feel better.

I cannot even say that I feel happier, now that I'm positive.

...

But I'm positive and see the bright side of positivity.

Being positive gives you some spare time.

It gives you the chance to sleep a lot.

When you are positive you are also recognized by people.

They suddenly care about you, all because you are positive.

Another pro on being positive is that you are one of many.

You belong to a group, you are part of a bigger something.

I don't wanna be negative and say that being positive ruined some plans I had.

I am still positive. Because that is what they said.

...

Did you hear the crickets?

Wanna read a positive Chuck Norris joke?

Coronavirus tested positive for Chuck Norris! First viruses in quarantine!

When Chuck Norris comes, the coronavirus buys toilet paper and pasta.

I like Chuck Norris jokes, they make me giggle.

Why?

Because I am so positive.

Now go try positivity for yourself.

Let me know what you think of it, will 'ya?

And always remember,

Be positive and stay contagious!


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That's the spirit!

Yeah spreading my spirits to....youuuuuuuu 😄. Now let's throw phrases around how positive positivity is and how great life is and that it is only a matter of how one perceives the world....yadee yadee yadee....lol or should I say LOLZ!

It took me a minute, but I think I got something:

If you're feeling negative, you can always got get a blood transfusion so you can B positive.

It's past my bedtime.

😅 just as bad as my Chuck Norris ones...but I likeeeee. Now hurry to bed Crow-lady. We talk later. By the way what did u say about the

9 freakin $ we have to pay for a gallon of gas?

Can you hear my crazy laughter....

Oh yeaaaaahhhh shit I saw that but forgot to write back.
dubble-yoo tee eff!
That's one way to cut down on emissions, though.
Also, thanks for translating your gas prices into american for me.

You are welcome...later gurl ;)

That's the spirit, I remember being very positive when I was negative, but then I was positive which me very negative.

Thank you for posting in our COMmunity!

Crazy shit this whole neg and pos...when neg is pos and pos is neg then do pos and neg exist?

My pleasure COM :)

When there is a complete ASS around, any normal news is already perceived as positive. As Einstein said, everything is relative?

haha
I tried it - with some effort recently - it turned out good
I only hope to remember and not let the situation and emotions get the better of me
But I don't want your kind of positive... and if it so happens, do they sell Chuck Norris at the supermarket?

It caught me by surprise. Btw they don't sell Chuck Norris at the supermarket. Chuck Norris is the supermarket! ;)

I always wanted to be probe positive. I even went to a gay bar for that, but no luck.

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