The Comedy Open Mic Weekly Showcase

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Greetings

This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.

Now, let's get into this week's showcase.

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@oldsoulnewb - Ode to a dog

He was a lovable old fool of a dog, even when he was young, and I'm going to miss him. That's what I kept telling myself, while I spent 12 hours digging a hole in this clay big enough to put him in. That's what I told myself while I carted that large carcass up the hill, to where he would be laid to rest (as if he hadn't spent his whole life resting).

A dog that rested all his life before final resting, what a golden life he had but not sure if that should be taken considering the words of his master's description of it in this Ode.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@oldsoulnewb/ode-to-a-dog

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@kingsleyy - We luckily escaped

All of us matched up and started running helterskelter in the big room, as if we were trying to pick up matches and knives to go and fight the armed robbers but hell no, we were busy hiding our valuable stuffs incase they enter our room.
Did I mentioned that we were five guys in the room that night? You needed to see how fives guys began to shiver in the room instead of "manning up" to chase the robbers away

Almost got robbed but felt like they've been robbed all their lives, too much preparations awaiting the robbers to arrive but all to waste, including the fears.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@kingsleyy/we-luckily-escaped

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@emreal - Open Your Eyes

Wow!! I was so surprised that humans could reach up in the sky like that without necessarily climbing any tall building. That was awesome. The sweetest part was the one he told me that he can also float in the sky. Beloved I wouldn't have believed this story too if it was someone that told me but I was there while he was experiencing it. Only that I couldn't see it.

How do one witness everything but not see it? It got possible with this COM post but you'd be confused which of them actually took drugs to act that crazy.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@emreal/open-your-eyes

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@ovey10 - Bro DONT Do This

I wanted to play sharp and smart guy at the pool. I started shouting and acting as if I was drowning, I was calling for help to her hearing so that something wonderful will happen but can you imagine..? I saw the girl rushing to come over into the pool but before she gets inside those hefty guys got inside the water and pulled me out. I didn't talk because I was still expecting something of which I know I will get when I lie down as if I have drowned.

If only there was a Bro Code to keep the dudes away so it could go as plan but there wasn't and a frog almost got kissed by another frog.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@ovey10/bro-dont-do-this

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@gabrieladifazio - Let there be light! Please?

Are you watching your favorite show? The power goes out. Do you need to send an email to your boss because otherwise you're going to get fired? The power goes out. The love of your life finally confesses to you, telling you that he's always been in love with you? The power goes out. The best part of the case is that it goes out for no apparent reason, just because, however, you only have to look at a power pole to realize that maybe there is an obvious reason for the electricity to go out, beyond the fact that the Venezuelan electrical system is a piece of crap.

The power only going out when it's most needed, makes it more valuable I guess. If only it knows the plans of solar system to take over from it soon if it misbehaves longer than it is now.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@gabrieladifazio/let-there-be-light-please-esp-eng

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@nelson-george - How to get free medical services in 2023

In the likely event they refuse to give you for free, find another person and keep repeating the process until someone eventually get you free services, you might have to repeat the process up to seven times which means seven different hospitals but it will be worth it at the end.

Never thought you could get free medical services aside the irregular Government own? Here's a guide to having your own personal Doctor. Just a hint, you're not getting the free services in 2023.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@nelson-george/how-to-get-free-medical-services-in-2023

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These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.

Thank you for reading

Remember to comment the links to your posts in our COMmunity below.

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A very loud thank you! For choose my piece
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Thanks for featuring my post again. I am so grateful 🙏🙏🥰

Hey fam.. thanks for the mention.
Is the frog for me....?😅😅😅

seems I acted like a two seconds man here😅😅👇..
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@ovey10/make-sure-you-have-money

Thanks for the mention!