The Comedy Open Mic Weekly Showcase

in #hive-16416610 months ago


Greetings

This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.

Now, let's get into this week's showcase.

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@mimistories - We are all prostitutes (ENG/ESP)

I was discussing with my boyfriend how annoying the whole process of getting a decent job is, and he told me a phrase that made me understand one of the reasons why it is difficult to get the job you want:
"The key is to know how to sell yourself".
So, I thought:
Sure! I have to become a prostitute then!
A job prostitute... I mean.
But I think he didn't like the idea, though.
And hey, I have nothing against prostitutes, money, or capitalism. But I do have some things against debts and ME being poor.

You'd agree with the title after reading what the explanation this COM author has regarding her title. She also shared her decent job finding experience in Venezuela and more.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@mimistories/we-are-all-prostitutes-engesp

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@cheeamaka - DIFFERENT TYPES OF ROOMMATES YOU'LL FIND IN SCHOOL

Based on the life of a student, if you live on or off campus and you don't have a roommate, you may be missing out. If you do, you'd know that you have to deal with another of Earth's dramatic specie. You know, loving with someone else, some days can be fun, other days you want to pull your hair.
So, today, after a brief study, I've come with findings on the different kinds of roommates one can have. Some can have a combination of one or two of these traits. Also, you may find yourself in one of the group's too.
Let's just get on with this, shall we?

The list is long and you might want to check it out to know if you're in one category or ever lived with one in any of the categories, it is a funny list.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@cheeamaka/different-types-of-roommates-youll-find-in-school

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@supernova004 - AGENTS ARE WILD

Your agent would constantly tell you how beautiful the house is. That you won't even think of packing out, to build your own....that you will die in the house.
By this time you're already stewing but cause you're a son of God, and they said that's the last busstop,you calm down a little. Yunno, calm down for Jesus.
Finally you got to the house on question, you have arrived your state

How he made every sentence in this COM post funny while revealing the truth about Agents is interesting, the end is a good one.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@supernova004/agents-are-wild

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@ucloveth - When debating goes wrong

I always admire how people debate on beautiful topics with so much boldness, confidence and so out spoken, their demonstration is another thing I really admire. So I thought is something easy I could try on and I decided to shoot my shot.
I knew I could do it, there is nothing serious or hard about it I thought...and then I received the shock of my life!

This author shared her experience in trying out what she saw others do brilliantly and so well, hers wasn't the same so you can expect to laugh out loud about her experience.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@ucloveth/when-debating-goes-wrong

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@kingsleyy - You eat beans containing weevils?

What should I do?
I found a remedy, which was keeping a needle close to me whenever I'm picking beans. I would be picking the beans one seed after the other, and I would use the needle to pull out weevils from them.
Guys, the time I take to pick beans is usually 1 to 2 hours. Oh yeah, anytime I want to cook beans, I will plan it and start the journey on time.

He kept succeeding until he was outsmarted by his mother, that didn't change things for him since he had his needle method, hilarious scene if imagined.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@kingsleyy/you-eat-beans-containing-weevils

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@george-dee - Childhood Memories Of Night Time Blunders.

For a long time during my childhood days, I always had some reoccurring dreams and they were so unique that they gave me this soothing feeling that only deepened my sleep instead of doing the opposite. These dreams come in two forms, it's either I am at a river bank or the edge of a gutter peeing and somehow these dreams come to pass almost immediately. For the first few times, I always woke up immediately after this dream was over and my bed would be wet by then. I eventually became familiar with these dreams and whenever I was about to pee in the dreams, I always woke up but doing anything other than rushing to the toilet would mean that my bed would become a spring of urine.

Talk of embarrassing but funny memories, this author didn't feel shy to share his bedwetting chronicles and some other funny memories.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@george-dee/childhood-memories-of-night-time

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These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.

Thank you for reading

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Congratulations to you all

Wow! Thanks for the mention.