Cigarettes benefits

Hi Hivers,
How was your weekend everyone. i just felt like cracking your ribs this tuesday morning with this jokes that are technically true And educating also.

Smoking is really a bad habit
That is really harmful on our health and well being, we need to teach and advice people out there on the dangers smoking cause in our body.

This are some funny benefits of smoking cigarettes 😁

1. Smokers will never grow old.

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1. Smokers cannot be seen or bitten by a dog!!

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1. Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while sleeping.

Because of the following reasons

1. Smokers don't grow old because they will die young due to lung damage, as warned by the Ministry of Health. That's why on cigarettes packs, it's written boldy smokers a liable to die young😁

2. Smokers won't be bitten by a dog simply because when their lungs are damaged they have to walk with a stick every time and always. And dogs are scared/afraid of people with sticks in their hands.they will simply run away.in fear of attacks from the man with a stick on his hands

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1. Smokers are always awake coughing at night. That's why theives cannot break into their house.😁

Thanks for reading.
I hope I made you laugh with this piece

I wish everyone a blessed and a fruitful week.

God bless you all