What's in a face?

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There's so much talk about beauty being in the eyes of the beholder, but an ugly person is an ugly person no matter who is beholding it. A clear example of this is my senior brother. He can come here and sound slick and funny but the truth is he has no good angles. What he doesn't have facially, he makes up for it in comedy.

That is another thing I've noticed, most funny people are funny looking, I dare the funniest person here to share a good picture of themselves and you people be the judge. Of course, I'm not funny so I'm good looking but every time I read a funny post here and laugh out loud, I remind myself that the person behind my laughter is a clown.

The funniest guy here right now:untitled.gif

I'm sorry, the truth had to come out eventually. The world has made it feel like having a good character is all that there is but let's be honest, nobody's going to pick a goblin with a good character over an Instagram model, at least I know what @diikaan would pick. I'm not saying a whole lot of you are goblins, or am I?

All I am saying is that everybody sees a face first before we get to see the character. There's an old saying from my country, "Monkey no fine but him mama like am", which basically translates to "a mother's love knows no bounds, even if her child looks like @chincoculbert".

I thought about the Comtest winners yesterday and it got me wondering, just how bad looking can these individuals be, especially @blanchy, I've read enough of his posts to know he's very funny, but just how funny looking is he?

Don't feel bad if you're funny, they get girls most of the time because a happy girl is a loving one. You don't need Rizz or a good pickup line to get girls, you're a natural magnet so this part of the post is directed to all the girls. Remember how you go, "Awwwwwn", when you see a fine baby on Tiktok or Instagram, well nobody's going to be going awwwwwn when they see your baby so don't go getting pregnant for him because he's funny, know where to draw the line, take some advice from my good friend Joey here,

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The day I develop a sense of humor is the day I know my social life is over. I dare all the comedians here to share a picture of yourself if you want to prove me wrong. Here, I'll go first, this is a picture of my senior brother in his element.

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@nelson-george

Before I go, who claims the title for the funniest comedian here?

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I'm not funny so I'm good looking

By 12noon today,
I'm sharing a picture of you and there's nothing you'll do!

Twelve noon has passed o...I still dey wait😂😂

I'm pitying you 🤧

You sure you are not ugly @dianelson because this is hilarious. 🤣🤣.
I'm the exception @dianelson ...... Dashingly ugly and very very serious but I've one thing going for me .

I've a massive dick. Its the one variable that makes your post flawed. boobs,bums and dick's. Come back to me when you include these.

You have brought knives to a fist fight 😂😂
Don't worry...We shall meet again.

I'm the most ugliest here

So in other words... You're the funniest 🌚

This is your feeble attempt to make an enemy out of me, I'll be back with your picture to show these lovely people what a beautiful person you are

Uncle shift...😂😂
I'm still waiting for the picture🥲🌚

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I have just been wondering how you really look right now. If funny people are funny looking like you said then I bet you are the most funniest looking person in the world.... Just saying Sha🤣🤣🤣

I feel so sorry for those who are victimized here, don't worry we will try and look for a way to fix you guys up... It is well, but I think she's right though, if you claim not to be like your posts, then drop one of your pictures let's see for ourselves

Just saying Sha🤣🤣

When I was thinking that I would forget the chicken brain incident.. You've brought another one.
No wahala.. I'm watching you😂

pictures let's see for ourselves

Instead of you to say that you are looking for wife😏

Babe, I thought you said you have forgiven me over that chicken brain dispute already? Hmm.. I don't really mean this one o.. all I am trying to say is that my girl is the prettiest lady in town.. who wan compete with you????