Don't Look For Me When Winter Comes

in #hive-1641662 years ago

First of all, it's not winter yet.

To the Nigerians getting confused already, I meant to say "Harmattan" and we do know that it's getting close seeing that it has stopped raining for sometime now or is it just my area?

The problem I always have with nature in this part of my world is that it happens in excess, making me feel ungrateful unconsciously (I'll try to be more grateful consciously then). But the thing is, the two seasons we do have in my country Nigeria (more accurately, it's three) comes in excess here.

When it's dry season, the sun shines like it's major aim was to make you a barbecue (not a delicious one since there was no seasoning before it happened). The heavy sunlight, the dusty grounds and roads, the no water issues... You find yourself wishing for the rainy days to come already.

Okay, let me explain exactly how I survive in my area when it's dry season.

During dry seasons...

I become as strong as Thor with the hammer to lift big containers to carry water from where they sell them so I don't go back for a while.
I become a water economist, managing water as if it isn't a free gift of nature.
I buy big shades to wear because the dust gives me eye aches a lot.
I develop habits to wear my wigs more or hats to shame the sun of it's barbecue plans in my life.

When it's rainy season, it pours heavily anytime it rains and the cold during the night is almost unexplainable but I'll try to explain in the best way I can.

During rainy seasons...


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I would have to wear a thick cloth, a long thick cover-all leggings and a thick cardigan
I end up looking like someone being prepared for a full moon sacrifice.
It doesn't end there, I have to cover up with a big cloth (
only the rich kids have duvets here* 🥲)
Even with all these precautions taken, I find myself shaking and refusing to get frozen inside my room.*

Do you know that cold has smell on house items? If you don't know that, it means you're yet to experience the cold I'm trying to explain. My bed stinks cold during rainy seasons here and we rarely get sunny days to spread it out.

Last two years, I was unfortunate to be in this area during their harmattan season (winter) and I couldn't stop whining about how torturing the whole time was for me. The cold at night got extra, the sun during the day was extra, the dust was tripled to attack my eyes.

A better explanation to how my life was here during the last two years harmattan season is this.

During harmattan seasons...

No water since there are no rain, I repeat the life of being a Thor relative and studying water economy.
I had to find the shades I bought during dry seasons for the dusty air and get a thicker cardigan for the cold.
At night, my room acts like I mistakenly bought an air conditioner without spending a dime for it.
I wake up to do exercise so I could get warmth but somehow I wouldn't be able to move from the bed.
It felt like once I move, I'll freeze stone cold and dead... I can't imagine that happening.

We're fast approaching harmattan season again this year and it's two years after the last one I experienced... Human sins have been on the increase through the two years (I still think our sins as humans contribute to the harshness of nature sometimes). And I've been escaping being frozen in my room, it's been a successful fight for me but I'm getting worried about this upcoming harmattan season.

So I'm saying you shouldn't look for me when harmattan comes... I must have been frozen in my room when you find me.

But if God would intervene for me, I'll be done with my project work and defense before that season begin and I'll run to my family in the area I'm very familiar with and isn't out to get me.

Please say me well in your prayers to escape this upcoming death sentence, cold kills too... Not only AIDS 🥲

How is the seasons in your area? Oh I forgot to reveal that I'm in one of Edo state areas... The land of no water.

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Thank God you let us know now because I won't even look for someone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It doesn't end there, I have to cover up with a big cloth (only the rich kids have duvets here* 🥲)

😅😅😅 As a Hivian, you are rich. Come on, go and get one okirika duvet at the market..... All na same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Harmattan in my village is worse.... You can't even come outside very early in the morning or even touch water but my grandma has a way to unleash one cruelty on us because we would always be out early to prepare food and there's no way of escaping touching water 😂😂😂

For the dry season? Oh my God! Especially here, you will get up to look for water anywhere even if it is a far distance and you must economize your water. That time, I don't wish to go to toilet to poo 😅😅😅

go and get one okirika duvet at the market

Nice suggestion but okirika is not popular here, everything is tagged original and boutiqued 😂😂

I still wonder if harmattan season don't affect grand parents, my grandma don't pity us one bit during those seasons at her place.

I don't wish to go to toilet to poo

Haha poo flushing takes more water than anything else, I understand totally 🤣🤣

Even those boutiqued na fake if you no open your eyes well 😂😂

Our grandmothers are already used to such life and they want us to join them too 😁

As in ehn....Poo takes a lot of water.

Haha and that is why I would have to hold off buying for now... Maybe when I go back home and the thing is, I won't need it at home 😏

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I am the same during the winter, also summer, also spring and automn. Leave me alone is what I am trying to say.

Haha you're left alone but in my prayers... Just hoping my prayers are answered first before yours 😂😂


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I must confess is not easy at all,
I grow up in the north where during cold seasons is as if one is in the fridge and during hot season is as if one is in the fire... everything there is in excess.so I can relate to wat you are saying, Nice write up

Oh I see it's not just my area... We will survive it anyways 😅
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Hmmmm.... Dry season here is truly so hectic, you know. Sometimes I kept on saying "maybe God wants to release his anger on his children for disobeying him.
Harmattan period is another period we all here in Nigeria need to watch. A season where you done need to rob powder. Hmmmm... So calf that everyone must his his or her heads under the cloth.

Haha even I think that our sins are also a reason for the excess seasons... Harmattan is worse here.

I know that it's not funny being cold @merit.ahama, but it's worse when you're hot because when you're cold, you can "layer up," or piled more blankets on your bed or throw your clothes on the bed before you go to sleep, and it will be a little warmer. But when you are hot, there is no relief other than cold water on the skin. You can only take off so much clothing hahahahaha!!! It was 43°C one day here. But it's definitely no fun in either extreme.
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Haha you're right about that.
Even though I fear extreme cold periods, I still prefer it to extreme hot periods but honestly, none of them is good 😅

And I found out that you have a sense of humor haha.. !PIZZA

Haha glad to make you laugh 😅

Hahaha, this girl you are so damn funny, like did you just explained the different ways your react to the change in weather conditions? 😂

I really hope you don't get frozen, I hope you finish your project in time and come back home before the hammartan season starts 😬.

did you just explained the different ways your react to the change in weather conditions?

Yes, I did 🥲
So you pipo will know I'm not playing when I say "Don't look for me" 🤣🤣

Hahaha, okay oo, we pray you don't experience it at all again 😂.

Amen 😅

Yes oo

it has stopped raining for sometime now or is it just my area?

It is currently raining here at my place i could send you photos if you want Lol..

Haha . Its really funny of you and you are 100% correct.. we need every single season but when it comes it will be in excess then we wish to press ctrl + z button😂

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Ctrl + z button? I wish there was one to press.

Ahhhh.... Barbecue 🤣🤣, is this playing??🤣🤣. Strong as Thor,don't let the sun see this. If that guy gets angry he might turn us all to roasted plantain 😂😂.

And please (no lemme use abeg) leave that cold for us, that's the only season that helps reduce the tormenting of the giant mosquitos in this country. When it's cold one is likely to not feel the intense pain these mosquitos does to us.

While for the harmattan 😁😂 only God knows,that season can frustrate the hell outta somebody. It gets so cold that it turns one into snow white,dries lips and peals skins. Turns someone into Vaseline candidate whether you like it or not 😂😂. I just hope another doesn't join them unless someone will have to move to another planet 😂

that's the only season that helps reduce the tormenting of the giant mosquitos in this country

😂😂😂 As in ehn... But surprisingly, this area I'm at doesn't have mosquito issues... Just the cold and it's super freezing.

Turns someone into Vaseline candidate

Haha candidate indeed... And to think that it gets more expensive to buy during that period 😅

😂😂😂
There's this play I used to play with my elder siblings where I stuff away their wrappers during the cold. I could recreate that with you this coming season.

Haha there must be so many wrappers for you to achieve that... I have just two 🥲

The fewer wrappers the better 😊

Haha really?

O yes sister.

Im a legend in this thing

This is getting suspicious 😂😂

😂😂

The less you look, the more you see

I said it!
Let me just find a way to leave the area before winter season 😅

I felt like a rich girl, very rich. I tell you something, I went to a place so cold that I told God that even if the heat turns me into a churrasco I won't complain about the sun or the heat. My neighbors at the gas station told me: "Mrs. Lisbett you are sweaty" and I just said: "I love the heat". I don't like extremes, well. only extreme whale votes, I love that ha,ha,ha,ha. The place was so cold I felt my brain cells freeze. I was in double gloves, clothes, scarf, hats, 4 quilts, My feet with socks on and stuffed in the pillows, I couldn't sit in the well because of how cold it was, my cell phone cold all cold. Other things happened to me ha,ha,ha,ha, but I don't want to exaggerate. When we feel hot we can bathe all the time, take off our clothes, but when it is cold we just have to endure.

A big hug!

Don't say anything about the heat, ha,ha,ha,ha, I love it!

I will pray that everything goes well

Haha the cold must be worse for you to prefer the hot season more... I understand though but I'm not sure I'll prefer the hot season.

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