High Heel 👠

in #hive-1641662 years ago


Melike Benli
My name is Julia. It's my first time wearing high-heeled shoes. Don't laugh at me please, my legs were shivering even before I started walking.

The shows were bought as a gift by my cousin as a birthday gift. There was no way I could reject a birthday gift, so I gladly accepted it even though I knew I wasn't good at wearing it.

My first step went wiggy-Wagga kind of, as I tried to find my balance but I kept my feet firm so the ground didn't crumble 🤣😂🤣 or should I say: ***I don't crumble like a lack of cards.

Heady cousin took me to a nice restaurant in town, all for my birthday. The exquisite ambiance of the restaurant is simply classy, awnnnn.

After all the flenjor (enjoyment)We decided to leave for home but to our surprise, there was no taxi going our way and my legs were beginning to hurt. I had to contemplate taking off the shoes to walk barefooted but it restricted me. We walked farther and yet no taxi 🚕 came by. I just pulled the shoes and walked the mile.

I got home and grandma made me a laughing stock. It wasn't painful oooo, at least, I had my first experience on heel shoes.

Jollof Rice Saga

One fateful Saturday, I needed to stroll take a stroll around town to find a place where there was an #Owanbe (party). One weekend without a party is likely a waste for some of us.

As I took a walk around, two ladies that looked like they were stranded or lost sought my attention to ask for the venue of a wedding reception. They had with them huge food flasks containing different types of food.

I took the sole responsibility to show them the way to the party and helped carry one food flask, it contained roasted turkey.

As a good guy, having reached the venue, I decided to take a seat close to the serving point so that the ladies could see me. But rather than serve me some jollof rice and roasted turkey, they asked me to help them serve the guests, that I would be having a special package after the event.

Again, I went and served the guests and before you knew it, the party had ended.

Truly, they served me a sumptuous dish of jollof rice with two extremely large chunks of turkey. It was the last they had and had preserved for me. But the worst happened.

Some guys from nowhere running after each other rammed into my eating table and everything, including my chunks of turkey fell to the ground.

At first, I looked at the Jolly rice spread all over the ground, there was no remedy for the rice. The turkey could be washed. Though I was angry, I didn't abandon the turkey, I picked the chunks up and headed to wash off the sands then I slipped.

No one told me, straight home, I went.

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From sand to sand .....ómo the badluck follow you go where you no know...imagine after all the good deed you ended up loosing your turkey to the sand...if it was me...I'll pick myself up again and pick my turkeys and slowly and steadily wash them off...and take time to eat it even if all the taste has been washed off...

Ahaha. You are more mean than I. The bad luck no get mate. I just walked away, that was the best thing to do.

😂😂😂 swers no mate at all...well I just cannot take defeat easily 😂😂...when you walked home you must have slept hungry

I had to look for something else to eat. The pain of losing the roasted turkey was terrible though.

😂😂😂 you tried...the only thing that would have been good enough to eat was to drink garri...it has a way of soothing the mind

A couple of stories of misfortune and bad luck, especially the one about the rice and turkey, but the ones you helped out came through.

Ahaha. The turkey I never wanted to miss, later in missed me.
Thank you for coming to my blog.

I have read many experiences about heels and it kind of baffles me who came up with such a shoe design because it has caused more harm than good.

I would have done the same like the guy from the second joke, the rice can go but nothing separates me from the meat

🤣😂🤣🤣. That's super expected. The roasted turkey is to expensive to let go of.

Oh no! The work you have done has been rendered wasted. No remedy for the rice.😂 You could have washed it too na.

I didn't abandon the turkey, I picked the chunks up and headed to wash off the sands then I slipped.

Sharp man! Abandon what? If you had, I would have looked for you and make sure you go back to pick it.

That's it oooo. If the rice is soiled, the turkey can't be.

You just told a tale about heels and I 🥲 most of the times, I hold it in my hand to go back home...

It's always easier when I just wear it and go out but not when I'm returning home 😂

I support that washing the sand off the turkey... I can give up the rice but not the turkey.

But it was more like you wasted your efforts in getting that rice sha 🥲

Oh! I see now that it's an agenda of our sisters to hold their high-heeled shoes while having a slippers in their handbag 😂🤣😂
And for the rice, I missed out greatly on #Owanbe jollof rice and those guys, I wish to call the marabouts, made me loss the turkey too. D thing pain me, not be small.