Aka joke

in #hive-1641665 months ago

I just found out about this community now, hope you will welcome.

I am called Paul and I live in Rwanda

I have been on hive for 3 years but I haven't been active for the past 2 Years.

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Here is one of my jokes

LAUGH WITH ME
“HOW TO DIRECT SOMEBODY TO YOUR HOUSE”

“AMERICA”
Capitol street, Lincoln Avenue, #451; that’s my house.

“ENGLAND”
Downing street, Plot 122, Flat 8; see you soon.

“Rwanda”
As you’re coming ehh, immediately the bike man drop you, turn to your left you will see one shop where they’re doing Startimes subscription, follów the street after that shop, be coming, be coming, come dooooooown,

When you reach the end of that street, do as if you want to turn left again; don’t follow your right, bad boys use to snatch phone there at night; just be coming, when you reach that kiosk where that woman is selling bananas, look straight to your right, you will see one upstairs painted yellow and under it you also see tecno office shop, then flash me.

Rwanda my Country, I hail thee.

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American directions can be just as bad!

"Take a left when you see a stray dog on the corner, it's the house at the top of the hill (the street is perfectly flat)."

I guess it all depends on who you ask. Thank you for letting me know I should not ask a Rwandan for directions!

...and thank you for posting in #comedyopenmic!