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I try to be dark but as much as I try, I can't be as dark as @nelson-george and I'm not just talking about the color of his skin, I mean his comedy, he's twisted. But I have a theory, most people that are dark humored as actually sweet on the inside like a fluffy bunny. He might try to deceive you all but I know I'm 99% percent right.

I say this because I remember the time I was kidnapped. My captor was always trying to be tough by beating us in the night but in the morning, he would make sure we were well looking for our ransom video, I miss that old dude.

It could also mean he's troubled and is going through something like the boy that bullied my throughout military camp. Oh if you're new to me, my father wanted me to be a soldier but I refuse so now I'm a huge disappointment and he wants another child to take my place blah blah blah, we've been over this. Anyways, there was this kid that always bullied me.

We found out that he was an orphan, he committed as crime and still wasn't wanted so they sent him off to the army. Maybe @nelson-george is going through something similar and dark humor is he's only escape. Just know whatever you're going through man, we're here for you.

Then theres the fact that he might not be going through anything and is just as twisted as he seems. If thats really the case, @comedyopenmic has two options, give this man an award for being the darkest comedian in the community or call the cops, I suggest calling the cops.

Comedy spreads like wild fire, dark comedy spreads even darker, its contagious and it needs to be stopped now, he needs to be stopped before we have an epidemic on the comedy community. Sometimes I find myself laughing at things I wouldn't normally laugh about like the crippled boy in my current school being bullied because he can't stand up for himself or the blind boy being turned down by the hottest girl in school, how did he even see himself with her in the first place.

I don't like what I'm becoming so I say we stop it now that it isn't too late.

On second thought, maybe we should leave it be and everybody should embrace the dark side, I wonder what the community would be like with the lights turned off, we'd probably be like the blind boy in my school.

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Wahala! Wahala! Wahala!🤣🤣

You cannot turn @nelson-george over to the police. I'm way too old to be planning another jailbreak.

like the crippled boy in my current school being bullied because he can't stand up for himself

Dude 💀💀🤣, how could you even think of such a fing. You wicked bruv

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