I've had enough....

in #hive-1641662 years ago

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Most of us have lived a lie, we grew up learning so many different things that weren't true like Santa Claus dropping gifts on Christmas eve or eating too much fruits would cause you to grow a tree on your head. Look at me arguing with my biology lecturer because she told be bunnies can't lay eggs, so where do Easter eggs come from.

I've been told a lot of lies and it pains me that I have to figure out the truth on my own. For example, did you know you can get a girl pregnant by being intimate with her!!! I know shocking. I always thought the storks delivered babies, all you just had to to was write a letter to them telling them the sort of baby you want.

Get this, apparently if you stab someone, they can bleed to death, yes. I had to discover this the wrong way, don't ask me how and if anybody asks, I was here with you all day. If I find myself bleeding to death, I have a solution, I just stop bleeding.

My parent's are Christians so I was brought up on a Muslim home because I was adopted. All I'm trying to say is my home wasn't so superstitious meaning I didn't believe in politics or school. It was very easy for them to lie to me just so I behaved.

I don't know if this happened to most of us as kids but I had an imaginary friend. He was taller than me and girls liked him a lot, I know this cos they would always stare when I talked to him. My parents were quick to dismiss all of that, they told me he was sent my the devil and I should pray every time I saw this imaginary friend. Little did they know we were married already.

Here's another lie I heard as a kid, "Do not beat a boy up with a broom if not his p*nis grows smaller". I think this was the biggest lie I was told because I have never been beaten with a broom before so why does mine still look like that of a child??? can someone explain to me?

If you're new to parenting, try and come up with new ways to get your children in order, not all these outdated lies, be more creative. Tell them if they misbehave, you'll lock them in a freezer and throw it in the ocean, I know it worked for my neighbours kids, the house is more peaceful now that there are no kids around.

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If I find myself bleeding to death, I have a solution, I just stop bleeding.

I admire that kind of problem solving. 😁

Hahaha, this is crazily funny especially that last part but you have said it all, parents really need to upgrade some of these threats if not it will be them getting the real threats from their children, hehe.

Now I think you're going to make a great parent, you must have some creative lies lined up already

My mom is the best liar I know TBH 🤣🤣🤣. All through secondary school, I never played with guys because I thought I was gon'get pregnant through the process. She made the story up so well and her friends seconded it that I believed it but the day I found out it was all a lie, I was shocked and never believed anything my mom said. Lol

This is funny and crazy and true.
As kids we heard so many different things and then we grew up to find that they were untrue. Now we sensor whatever these people tell us. They may just be lying...again😂

Are you sure they didn't beat you with broom? Lolz. Those are nothing but funny sayings to scare children away from doing certain things thereby inculcating morbid fear in them.

Meanwhile, come over, let me weigh the penis if it's really small 🤣🤣

Little did they know we were married already.

Married to a he, you've got to be kidding me😂

If you're new to parenting, try and come up with new ways to get your children in order, not all these outdated lies

Kids are evolving and are getting smarter. I bet if you tell a kid that when they stab someone, they bleed to death....the kids won't believe either🌝