I used to be very optimistic (with a pinch of sarcasm) with my mom especially with things that I know are impossible and that's because it pisses her off and at some point I stopped and guess what she came asking 🤣.
"I'm really sorry if in any way I haven't pissed you off lately. Please forgive my manners because I'll get to you shortly. It's just gonna be a matter of time. Just a small time, not big, just a little and I'll give loads, I mean I'll deliver in a truck". These were my exact words to my mother.
Can you imagine that during the weekend, my mom and I were watching a film and the next thing, she inches towards me, looks me in the eye and asks me why I haven't pissed her off lately. I couldn't hold myself from laughing. She said a child is supposed to get their parents into vexation almost four times a week but I haven't done so in two weeks and it got her thinking that maybe I no longer love her.
How can I be staying in peace with someone and she's asking why I haven't pissed her off yet, who does that shit? My mom though and it's somewhat sweet because I'll have to put my annoying suit back on and I'll give it to her day and night nonstop for two weeks. I pray I don't return from work one evening to find my things outside because she may ask for trouble yet can be so unpredictable.
I really had to apologize to her and she accepted the apology. You can imagine! My mom is something else. Growing up with her has been fun all the way as she comes up with different surprises just to crack me up. As a kid I was always bullied but she had this way of making me laugh when I'm down in dark thoughts but this time I think she's being serious.
Actually I've just been trying to be a good girl not knowing she wouldn't appreciate it. I just have to save this here for future purposes when she'll start complaining about my loads of trouble then I'll show her that she actually asked me to annoy her. Lol.
I don't even know which side parents are on, if you get them upset, they preach long annoying sermons and if you don't they ask you if everything is alright. Please guys if you know a good way of getting my mom furious let me know in the comments because this week we go the trouble way.
