"The government is killing you,"
A few of my friends got into politics after college and have various government jobs. During college they were all like:
"Damn, I really want to kill everyone. My mom, dad, you, kids on the playground, birds and the bees in sky and the fishes in the sea. I want to smell the UV rays burning everyone's skin through the holes in the ozone. (they would get really poetic about it sometimes)."
Now I know why they wanted to join the government.