MasterCard, brings my piss to a boil

in #hive-1679223 years ago

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Scrolling Facebook, don't ask me why I still do that. And I see this, advert. So I took the liberty of filling the lines between the lines. What are they actually saying? Allow me. :)

" Whatever credit limit we need to get you to in order to get a nice grip on your balls. We love you now, but just wait until you are struggling to repay us. Well collect enough interest off the money we created out of nothing, it will be awesome, for us. Not to mention the bank penalties that will further inhibit your ability to pay us back. Yeah, were in bed with your banks, were going to tag team you!
Once we get that nice death grip on your galls, it's like a pitbull, you think were going to let go? Think again.
Oh but we love you, use our card, we'll let you select some nice over priced cheap plastic crap from our rewards every time you piss away $10,000 or so. Our points are to valuable."

They act like people were born fucking yesterday. Fucking predatory psychos preying on the public.