I know some people see each kid as special, cute, lovely creature. But I just don't see them that way. For me kids are just annoying, crying, shitting, puking things. What makes it worse that they talk in their own bizarre language so you can only guess what little bastard wants. This may seem strange but I think that animals (especially dogs) are much cuter than human's kids. They make nicer sounds, they communicate what they want better, they are less likely to shit on your floor... They can be your friend and also guard your property. Kids just needs your attention all the time but don't offer any of those advantages. All you get with kids are just lost nerves and sleepless nights... A dog you at least can leave at home alone and be more or less sure that it will be fine. A kid can choke on some lego, get cold if you ventilate the house and so on. If you want to leave a kid even for a short while you need to look for babysitter.. So I think that kids are more trouble than they are worth.
My last words?
I think that I am likely to outlive all the people I care about in real world. So I would probably just leave one last post on my Hive blog? Something along the lines of:
I was. I am no more. I lived my life how I wanted and I died doing what I loved. So if you knew me don't mourn me. And if you did not knew me what the fuck are you doing here? I don't want any funeral. just throw my body to wild animals and be done with it. I hope that I made the world a better place. Mic drop, I am out.
